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mailman · 19 November 2006, 11:17 PM

Why did a man take a hammer to bed?
Answer: Because he wanted to hit the sack!

You might be redneck, if your flyswatter doubles as your back scratcher.

Little Girl: Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with, "once upon a time?"

Dad: No, some begin with, "if elected, I promise!”

When I was in college, I told my parents I had a 3.0 average.

I didn't mention it was on a breathalyzer!

"How long have you been working here?" one employee said to another.

"Ever since the boss threatened to fire me."

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door!

padi56 · 19 November 2006, 11:20 PM

JJ Irani · 20 November 2006, 04:23 AM

mike · 20 November 2006, 06:51 AM

C.J. · 20 November 2006, 07:56 AM

19 November 2006, 11:17 PM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Quickies Why did a man take a hammer to bed? Answer: Because he wanted to hit the sack! You might be redneck, if your flyswatter doubles as your back scratcher. Little Girl: Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with, "once upon a time?" Dad: No, some begin with, "if elected, I promise!” When I was in college, I told my parents I had a 3.0 average. I didn't mention it was on a breathalyzer! "How long have you been working here?" one employee said to another. "Ever since the boss threatened to fire me." How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door! __________________ JJ

19 November 2006, 11:20 PM	#2
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

20 November 2006, 04:23 AM	#3
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