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22 September 2005, 07:08 PM
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Real Name: Peter
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Strip Club
Last night, my friends and I went to a strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a 10 note. When the dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 note and stuck it to her ars# cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a 20 note. She called the stripper back, licks a 20 note, and sticks it to her other cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note and calls the stripper over, and licks the 50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of her cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the stripper gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the stripper is edging me on to try to top the 50 note. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.....what could I do?? The cheapskate man in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her ars#, grabbed the eighty pounds, and went home!!
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22 September 2005, 07:20 PM
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LMAO!! What a cracker!!!
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23 September 2005, 03:39 AM
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23 September 2005, 09:00 AM
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23 September 2005, 10:25 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Real Name: Bob
Location: Western NY.
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 Good one.
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23 September 2005, 05:19 PM
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Real Name: Peter
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lol
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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24 September 2005, 02:00 AM
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Real Name: Who Me?
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LoL
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