Elizabeth Hurley Replaced By This.

[padi56]

Would you trust some fat pleb because she has a well known mam and dad who gave her old mother a close run for the title of World's worst dressed woman for fashion advice????



No. Neither would any other fully sighted sane person, but that's who Sky One have chosen to replace the face of Estee Lauder with. Kelly bloody Osbourne over Elizabeth Hurley.

A paragon of stylish grace replaced by the very same vacuous mouthy spoilt child responsible for the return of grebo dressing to Topshop and many many other crimes against aesthetics.

What the bloody hell does the Cabbage Patch Kid know about style?


Christ, it looks like it's still got the ventriloquists hand up her ars#.

It's not that I give a toss about the designers which the queen of emo gets to verbally assault. As most of them know as much about style as the big headed spoilt punk clone herself. It's the concept behind it. The idea that this misshapen tranny-a-like represents all that is en vogue about Britain that grieves me.It's not the programme I give a toss about really. It's the idea that this rag bag brat is construed as the arbiter of British style which is offending me.

I was listening to John Humphrys on the radio this morning who was lamenting the death of Magnus Magnusson and I quote:"He was a gent, a star - and that was in the days when we had real stars - not like the ones we get nowadays, If I'm allowed to say such things......"
There's no harm in believing that everyone's entitled to his or her fifteen minutes of fame - but the 16th minute and beyond should be earned. Not handed out gratuitously to the Goodys, Jordans, Kellys and other assorted riff-raff that are coining it in for sod-all in return.A quick peek in the window of the local Books ETC yields a whole raft of ghost-written "autobiographies" from people I'd never even heard of until less than a year ago - touted at the masses with no life of their own.

[C.J.]

I hear ya, Peter. Elizabeth Hurley may very well be the hottest woman on the planet IMO

[oldbreadstinks]

she's your ex?

[Alcan]

Aside from being ugly, fat, and tasteless, what's wrong with her as the new face of Estee Lauder? She comes from impecabble bloodlines.

[Uncle-AJ]

Well if their makeup can make her look pretty, they'll make billions.

[Launch Mini]

That thing in the red dress is a Wax figure?? RIGHT???
Those shots are the opposite of Viagra

[dfn8tly]

Why's her mom playing with her boob?

Then again, she must be pumping it up for JJ. You know what a cleavage fixation he has. (Ooops, I'm in big time trouble now.)

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by dfn8tly

Why's her mom playing with her boob?

Then again, she must be pumping it up for JJ. You know what a cleavage fixation he has. (Ooops, I'm in big time trouble now.)

[amanda]

I am speechless... that's by far the worst marketing campaign ever.. unless of course they plan to apply so much makeup to her that she ends up looking like Elizabeth Hurley!!!

[Flyjet601]

Well Elizabeth Hurley does not need that much make up.....so they figure if every woman puts that much sh!t on their face everyday they will make billions...

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by Flyjet601

Well Elizabeth Hurley does not need that much make up.....so they figure if every woman puts that much sh!t on their face everyday they will make billions...

Good point, Larry!!

[padi56]

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Well if their makeup can make her look pretty, they'll make billions.

Well Adrian sometimes miracles really do happen

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

That thing in the red dress is a Wax figure?? RIGHT???
Those shots are the opposite of Viagra

Could not agree more

Originally Posted by dfn8tly

Why's her mom playing with her boob?

Then again, she must be pumping it up for JJ. You know what a cleavage fixation he has. (Ooops, I'm in big time trouble now.)

Well she has a boob fixation, Simon Cowell had a play with hers on live TV on the XFactor.

Originally Posted by amanda

I am speechless... that's by far the worst marketing campaign ever.. unless of course they plan to apply so much makeup to her that she ends up looking like Elizabeth Hurley!!!

A face that launched a thousand ships Amanda.

Originally Posted by Flyjet601

Well Elizabeth Hurley does not need that much make up.....so they figure if every woman puts that much sh!t on their face everyday they will make billions...

And what has sh#t done to you, to deserve such a return ordeal.

[Gedanken]

If I saw a woman like that I'd be buying her antihistamines, not makeup.

[padi56]

Kelly Osbourne the face that launched a thousand ships,sunk them more likely.And another so called celeb that has amassed a fortune of around 8 million Pounds Jade Goody,and now about to write her life story.Life story what life FFS, still thats what they want today celeb crap Fighting fit” Jade Goody not so long ago she was planning a tummy tuck.And she has had a boob job,and now has a keep fit DVD out.All I can say they must have photo-shopped the complete body in the TV advert.

Please excuse the frightening pictures made them as small as possible.

[mailman]

Originally Posted by padi56

I couldn't drink that much

[amanda]

Originally Posted by padi56

Kelly Osbourne the face that launched a thousand ships,sunk them more likely.And another so called celeb that has amassed a fortune of around 8 million Pounds Jade Goody,and now about to write her life story.Life story what life FFS, still thats what they want today celeb crap Fighting fit” Jade Goody not so long ago she was planning a tummy tuck.And she has had a boob job,and now has a keep fit DVD out.All I can say they must have photo-shopped the complete body in the TV advert.

Oh is she that dopey one from UK Big Brother? We've even heard about her down here... small article in the paper the other day.

The public have a lot to answer for supporting these drips...

[padi56]

Originally Posted by amanda

Oh is she that dopey one from UK Big Brother? We've even heard about her down here... small article in the paper the other day.

The public have a lot to answer for supporting these drips...

Could not agree more Amanda she is in about every pleb mag on sale in the UK.And in the tabloid papers daily bad or good publicity still makes her money.Her mother has got into the act now,at the moment they are both in so called celebrity big brother.In the UK now our TV is all these so called reality TV celebrity this and that.The latest is celebrities on ice,best place for them better if they froze them thawed out if ever needed.I would like to see celebrity darts where the dartboard was the so called celebs.And the public could throw real darts at them for prizes,now that would be a great show.

[amanda]

Originally Posted by padi56

Could not agree more Amanda she is in about every pleb mag on sale in the UK.And in the tabloid papers daily bad or good publicity still makes her money.Her mother has got into the act now,at the moment they are both in so called celebrity big brother.In the UK now our TV is all these so called reality TV celebrity this and that.The latest is celebrities on ice,best place for them better if they froze them thawed out if ever needed.I would like to see celebrity darts where the dartboard was the so called celebs.And the public could throw real darts at them for prizes,now that would be a great show.

As long as these shows rate, as long as people buy these magazines and buy the products these people promote - we'll be stuck with reality tv

Have to say I quite like the Ultimate Fighter and The Contender Reality shows in the US.. but they are more sports driven and have fighters that actually know what they are doing and have worked hard to get where they are.

I heard that that Shannon Doherty scrag is doing a reality show about couples in loveless crap relationships actually breaking up.. shows the lot!! Jerry Springer eat your heart out.....

[padi56]

Originally Posted by amanda

As long as these shows rate, as long as people buy these magazines and buy the products these people promote - we'll be stuck with reality tv

Have to say I quite like the Ultimate Fighter and The Contender Reality shows in the US.. but they are more sports driven and have fighters that actually know what they are doing and have worked hard to get where they are.

I heard that that Shannon Doherty scrag is doing a reality show about couples in loveless crap relationships actually breaking up.. shows the lot!! Jerry Springer eat your heart out.....

Well Amanda Gods knows for how much longer these useless so called plebs are going to be tolerated?. The BBC, ITV and Channel 4 should hang there heads in shame.But non celebs like Goody, Jordon, etc have become the backbone of UK TV.Goody did have a go at starting a business - a beauty salon called Ugly's. Just about sums up how bloody stupid and useless she is,the place has just closed down.But complaints about these alleged celebrities is directly linked to the low standards of the younger audience.As it is, these celebs ride on a huge wave of cash, thrown at them by a celeb mad nation.By now fed on these crap celeb tasteless shows, who wouldn't now recognise quality shows. If it kicked their front door down, whilst wearing a T shirt proclaiming 'I'm real quality'.Perhaps I am just getting older,but at least there is still the off switch.

[amanda]

Padi, I think half the problem is that a section of the public want to know as much personal information about a celebrity as possible... you get the same old 'real' celebrity crap inthe magazines and thats it. So along comes a show like BB with contestants that aren't clever enough to be able to hide the inner workings of their personalities.. they then become characters, when in fact all you are seeing is who they are! People love to get the dirt on other people.....

Anyways I only flick through those types of magazines to look at everyone's wrists, I am just looking for watches and I only read them for FREE... never would I buy one of those crappy magazines!

[padi56]

Originally Posted by amanda

Padi, I think half the problem is that a section of the public want to know as much personal information about a celebrity as possible... you get the same old 'real' celebrity crap inthe magazines and thats it. So along comes a show like BB with contestants that aren't clever enough to be able to hide the inner workings of their personalities.. they then become characters, when in fact all you are seeing is who they are! People love to get the dirt on other people.....

Anyways I only flick through those types of magazines to look at everyone's wrists, I am just looking for watches and I only read them for FREE... never would I buy one of those crappy magazines!

Agree Amanda 100% but you have much better tastes like some of these so called celebs.Take the beckhams although he sometimes wears some good watches,both now seem to wear Jacobs&Co just goes to show they have know real taste.But most of these celeb type don't pay for there luxury goods like the likes of you and myself with our hard earned cash.

[Flyjet601]

Originally Posted by padi56

Agree Amanda 100% but you have much better tastes like some of these so called celebs.Take the beckhams although he sometimes wears some good watches,both now seem to wear Jacobs&Co just goes to show they have know real taste.But most of these celeb type don't pay for there luxury goods like the likes of you and myself with our hard earned cash.

Just to expand on that thought Padi, when the Formula 1 race comes to Montreal, I had and "inside view" behind the scenes a few times, if you wish and Michael Schumacher(Omega Speedmaster, the red one) would have a case of these watches, probably 100 or so and give them away to people he knew at the race, free. Doing it just for PR.....and no I didnt get one!!
It is amazing the amount of free stuff these celebs get.....and they are the ones who can afford it

[padi56]

Originally Posted by Flyjet601

Just to expand on that thought Padi, when the Formula 1 race comes to Montreal, I had and "inside view" behind the scenes a few times, if you wish and Michael Schumacher(Omega Speedmaster, the red one) would have a case of these watches, probably 100 or so and give them away to people he knew at the race, free. Doing it just for PR.....and no I didnt get one!!
It is amazing the amount of free stuff these celebs get.....and they are the ones who can afford it

Could not agree more mate but so called celebs are big advertising money today.And peoplle are continually being brainwashed by the media,into thinking if a so called celeb uses, wears, etc they must have it too.But the trouble if they want it, they must part with there hard earned cash,or use there flexible plastic friend.

[amanda]

Originally Posted by padi56

Could not agree more mate but so called celebs are big advertising money today.And peoplle are continually being brainwashed by the media,into thinking if a so called celeb uses, wears, etc they must have it too.But the trouble if they want it, they must part with there hard earned cash,or use there flexible plastic friend.

I regularly go to Borders, have a coffee and look through the US imported trash magazines.... People magazine have this 'style' issue where they actually show celebs using particular handbags, boots, jewellery etc and then have corresponding pages showing women what goods they can buy to obtain the same 'look' - its blatant advertising and promoting items of substantial value to people who generally cant afford this type of fashion. They wonder why women have self image issues/weight problems and why women are becoming the biggest sector of the community to be in financial trouble, sometimes owing 2-3times their annual salary on credit cards - its this type of attitude from the media that promotes it!! Plus peoples never ending need to acquire material possessions!!

OK off my soap box now....

[padi56]

Originally Posted by amanda

I regularly go to Borders, have a coffee and look through the US imported trash magazines.... People magazine have this 'style' issue where they actually show celebs using particular handbags, boots, jewellery etc and then have corresponding pages showing women what goods they can buy to obtain the same 'look' - its blatant advertising and promoting items of substantial value to people who generally cant afford this type of fashion. They wonder why women have self image issues/weight problems and why women are becoming the biggest sector of the community to be in financial trouble, sometimes owing 2-3times their annual salary on credit cards - its this type of attitude from the media that promotes it!! Plus peoples never ending need to acquire material possessions!!

OK off my soap box now....

Agree Amanda trouble now with the constant bombardment from all the media.Its now made to look like if all this is a must have at all cost thing.And when you see programs like celeb big brother where some of the get over £250000 for a appearance.Anyway if anyone has been watching this series (and I feel sure this isn't going to be many. You will have noticed the almost total lack of so called celebrities, even compared to usual down and outers. Aside from Dirk Benedict, Leo Sayer, Ken Russell and Jermaine Jackson



And what is worse is that Jade bloody Goody and her family of cretins are also in the house (8 of the others have to wait on them as servants). How in the name of god is she ever considered a celebrity. She is famous for being fat and thick and getting he boobs out. Surely this is one of the most revealing and worrying aspects of the modern day fascination with the 'instant so called celebrity trend today'.

And her mother ?! What a moronic specimen she is bloody terrible

Donnie Tourettes walked out of the house stating he refused to wait on Goody and her "moronic bloody family". Which put him higher in my esteem. Ken Russell, who few in the house had even heard of, let alone knew what films he had done, has also walked out,good on him.

I have trouble containing my disgust for Jade Goody, all the more so because she is never out of the papers. On a bus yesterday, caught a glimpse of The Sun headline the guy opposite me was reading, and it was "Jade's Big Fat Fib".
Apparently she has lost weight (she must have been bleeding immense if she's lost weight and still looks like that) and claimed it was down to hard work and exercise. She then brought out an exercise DVD.

Turns out it was all liposuction, According to one source, "her army of loyal fans will be devastated". Serves them right for choosing someone with sh!t for brains as a role model. Cretins, all of them.

But compared with her mother she is positively charming and PHD material.


It just makes me angry to watch it,but the wife likes it don't ask me why.