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padi56 · 7 February 2007, 10:25 PM

Was in Tescos buying a bag of dog food for my little dog Tony and was in the queue at the check out.

A lady behind me asked what kind of breed of dog did I have.

On impulse, I told her that no, I did not have a dog, and that I was starting the ‘dog food diet’ again. Although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. But that I lost almost 30 pounds in weight. Before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and drips in both arms.

Told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works. Is to fill your pockets with dog food biscuits, and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry And that the food is nutritionally complete,like they say on the packet; but I was just going to try it again.

Have to mention by now, that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with the story. Particularly a really over weight guy behind her,horrified the lady asked if I'd been poisoned by the dog food, and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no, the dog food was fine...I'd been sitting in the road
licking my b@lls and a car hit me.

Thought the over weight guy was going to have to be carried out of the door he almost choked laughing.

Hope this brought a smiles to TRF members faces from one I posted in the Jokes forum.

President · 7 February 2007, 11:31 PM

8 February 2007, 01:37 AM

This looks familiar.....

kcmo · 8 February 2007, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

Was in Tescos buying a bag of dog food for my little dog Tony and was in the queue at the check out.

A lady behind me asked what kind of breed of dog did I have.

On impulse, I told her that no, I did not have a dog, and that I was starting the ‘dog food diet’ again. Although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. But that I lost almost 30 pounds in weight. Before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and drips in both arms.

Told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works. Is to fill your pockets with dog food biscuits, and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry And that the food is nutritionally complete,like they say on the packet; but I was just going to try it again.

Have to mention by now, that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with the story. Particularly a really over weight guy behind her,horrified the lady asked if I'd been poisoned by the dog food, and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no, the dog food was fine...I'd been sitting in the road
licking my b@lls and a car hit me.

Thought the over weight guy was going to have to be carried out of the door he almost choked laughing.

Hope this brought a smiles to TRF members faces from one I posted in the Jokes forum.

Hilarious!

SLRdude · 8 February 2007, 02:21 AM

Even though that story has been around the web for a long time now, I still get a kick every time I read it.
Don't know what Tesco is. The US version of the joke has WalMart in it.

President · 8 February 2007, 02:25 AM

Supermarket

oldbreadstinks · 8 February 2007, 05:32 AM

Mrdi · 8 February 2007, 06:43 AM

I got a kick out of the story too.
A kick from my lady, right in the shins.
I should know better than to convey such a
tasteless tail.

JJ Irani · 8 February 2007, 09:22 AM

7 February 2007, 10:25 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Funny Story. Was in Tescos buying a bag of dog food for my little dog Tony and was in the queue at the check out. A lady behind me asked what kind of breed of dog did I have. On impulse, I told her that no, I did not have a dog, and that I was starting the ‘dog food diet’ again. Although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. But that I lost almost 30 pounds in weight. Before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and drips in both arms. Told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works. Is to fill your pockets with dog food biscuits, and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry And that the food is nutritionally complete,like they say on the packet; but I was just going to try it again. Have to mention by now, that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with the story. Particularly a really over weight guy behind her,horrified the lady asked if I'd been poisoned by the dog food, and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no, the dog food was fine...I'd been sitting in the road licking my b@lls and a car hit me. Thought the over weight guy was going to have to be carried out of the door he almost choked laughing. Hope this brought a smiles to TRF members faces from one I posted in the Jokes forum. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

8 February 2007, 02:21 AM	#5
SLRdude "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Chip Location: Dallas TX Posts: 6,194	Even though that story has been around the web for a long time now, I still get a kick every time I read it. Don't know what Tesco is. The US version of the joke has WalMart in it. __________________ Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. Yoda, Jedi Master CHIP Member # 87

8 February 2007, 09:22 AM	#9
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7 February 2007, 11:31 PM	#2
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8 February 2007, 01:37 AM	#3
---- Guest Posts: n/a	This looks familiar.....

8 February 2007, 02:25 AM	#6
President Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: M.Thatcher MP Location: Le Locle Watch: Bear Grylls Posts: 2,913	Supermarket

8 February 2007, 05:32 AM	#7
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8 February 2007, 06:43 AM	#8
Mrdi Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Posts: 3,478	I got a kick out of the story too. A kick from my lady, right in the shins. I should know better than to convey such a tasteless tail.

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