The school mate

[figbo]

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking,
Surely I Can't Look That Old.

Well . . . You'll Love This One.

My Name Is Alice , And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First
Appointment With A New Dentist.

I Noticed His Dds Diploma On The Wall, Which Bore His Full Name.. Suddenly, I
Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In
My High School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago.

Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.

This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To
Have Been My Classmate.

After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High
School .

'yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang,' He Gleamed With Pride.

When Did You Graduate?' I Asked.

He Answered, 'in 1975. Why Do You Ask?'

You Were In My Class!', I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely.

Then, That Ugly,

Old,

Bald,

Wrinkled Faced,

Fat-assed,

Gray-haired,

Decrepit

Son-of-a-bitch

Asked,

'what Did You Teach???

[sleddog]

:thum bsup:

[Lion]

Zing!!!

[2005rivers]

lol

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[idk01]

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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