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Iron Dealer 1 · 16 April 2010, 04:46 AM

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine, and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we too could end up with a dangling participle.

figbo · 16 April 2010, 04:50 AM

JJ Irani · 16 April 2010, 04:54 AM

Terrific!! Loved the last grammatical touch!!

marie · 16 April 2010, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Terrific!! Loved the last grammatical touch!!

X2!!

swatty · 16 April 2010, 07:52 PM

Lion · 16 April 2010, 09:03 PM

Very good!!!

rfknauss · 17 April 2010, 08:30 AM

Chipmunk · 17 April 2010, 08:35 AM

seand442 · 17 April 2010, 11:25 AM

Watchdog · 17 April 2010, 02:43 PM

2th Dr · 17 April 2010, 10:39 PM

Hilarious!

Kokyuryoku · 18 April 2010, 01:21 AM

Brilliant

idk01 · 19 April 2010, 12:41 AM

buz-lh · 19 April 2010, 10:55 PM

Great one Made me laugh out loud

chrislkb · 20 April 2010, 12:14 AM

Tools · 20 April 2010, 03:05 AM

16 April 2010, 04:46 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	For all men. Beware On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine, and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we too could end up with a dangling participle. __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

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16 April 2010, 04:54 AM	#3
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