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padi56 · 12 October 2005, 12:16 AM

Did you hear the one about the pastor who loved to golf? It seems he woke up on a Sunday morning, a beautiful morning for golf, and decided to call in sick to the president of the church council. So that he wouldn't be seen, he drove 40 miles into unfamiliar country and registered to play a round of golf. Since everyone in that neck of the woods went to church, he was alone at his tee time, but that was perfectly alright with this preacher who did not wish to be seen.

As he lined up his first shot, St. Peter leaned over to God and said, "Say, you're not going to let him get away with this are you?" God sighed and responded, "I guess not."

Just then the preacher smacked the ball and it took off in supersonic flight, lifting up straight and true and with distance. It landed 400 yards later, bounced, dribbled, and then rolled onto the green, across it, and into the cup for a 430 yard hole-in-one. St. Peter turned and looked at God. He groaned, "That's what you call justice? That's divine retribution?" With a twinkle in the eye, God answered, "Who's he going to tell?"

Seadweller · 12 October 2005, 01:08 AM

JJ Irani · 12 October 2005, 03:24 AM

Just a couple of witnesses in Heaven!!

AJC · 12 October 2005, 06:12 AM

padi56 · 12 October 2005, 06:52 PM

lol

12 October 2005, 12:16 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Love Golf. Did you hear the one about the pastor who loved to golf? It seems he woke up on a Sunday morning, a beautiful morning for golf, and decided to call in sick to the president of the church council. So that he wouldn't be seen, he drove 40 miles into unfamiliar country and registered to play a round of golf. Since everyone in that neck of the woods went to church, he was alone at his tee time, but that was perfectly alright with this preacher who did not wish to be seen. As he lined up his first shot, St. Peter leaned over to God and said, "Say, you're not going to let him get away with this are you?" God sighed and responded, "I guess not." Just then the preacher smacked the ball and it took off in supersonic flight, lifting up straight and true and with distance. It landed 400 yards later, bounced, dribbled, and then rolled onto the green, across it, and into the cup for a 430 yard hole-in-one. St. Peter turned and looked at God. He groaned, "That's what you call justice? That's divine retribution?" With a twinkle in the eye, God answered, "Who's he going to tell?" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 October 2005, 01:08 AM	#2
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12 October 2005, 03:24 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Just a couple of witnesses in Heaven!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

12 October 2005, 06:52 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	lol __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 October 2005, 06:12 AM	#4
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