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President · 6 April 2007, 02:54 AM

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells
her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my
fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" "You'll be fatter than
that," says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a
very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's
belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me,
but do you know me?" And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've
been doing..."

Prince · 6 April 2007, 03:07 AM

LOL - good one, Prezzie!

JJ Irani · 6 April 2007, 06:06 AM

Now go to your room, Prezzie....you naughty boy!!!

President · 6 April 2007, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Now go to your room, Prezzie....you naughty boy!!!

I'm a Baroness.

Prince · 6 April 2007, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by President

I'm a Baroness.

Another classic inscrutable response...

kakalika · 6 April 2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Another classic inscrutable response...

I agree,

JJ Irani · 6 April 2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by President

I'm a Baroness.

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Originally Posted by Prince

Another classic inscrutable response...

President · 7 April 2007, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Look at my name.

JJ Irani · 7 April 2007, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by President

Look at my name.

I'm looking, I'm looking and still don't understand what "Baroness" has to do with a President!!??

Prince · 7 April 2007, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by President

Look at my name.

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. There's a hole in the screen door. A bubble off plumb. The lights are on, but nobody's home. A shingle missing on the roof. A french fry short of a Happy Meal. Doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic. Has a room temperature IQ. About as sharp as a bowl of Jello. Renewable energy source for hot air balloons. And finally, the Rolex doesn't have all its numbers.

President · 8 April 2007, 01:39 AM

Baroness Margaret Thatcher MP - 'twas a joke.

Ashley · 8 April 2007, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. There's a hole in the screen door. A bubble off plumb. The lights are on, but nobody's home. A shingle missing on the roof. A french fry short of a Happy Meal. Doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic. Has a room temperature IQ. About as sharp as a bowl of Jello. Renewable energy source for hot air balloons. And finally, the Rolex doesn't have all its numbers.

I haven't seen some of those, very nice

Prince · 8 April 2007, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by President

Baroness Margaret Thatcher MP - 'twas a joke.

Oh. OK, I guess...

6 April 2007, 02:54 AM	#1
President Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: M.Thatcher MP Location: Le Locle Watch: Bear Grylls Posts: 2,913	Biting Fingernails To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter. Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" "You'll be fatter than that," says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?" And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've been doing..."

6 April 2007, 03:07 AM	#2
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	LOL - good one, Prezzie! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

6 April 2007, 06:06 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Now go to your room, Prezzie....you naughty boy!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

8 April 2007, 01:39 AM	#11
President Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: M.Thatcher MP Location: Le Locle Watch: Bear Grylls Posts: 2,913	Baroness Margaret Thatcher MP - 'twas a joke.

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