Want my 10,000th? Come and get it.

[Mosco]

Originally Posted by Dan2010

REALLY?? This is what you wasted your post on?? I hope I never see you at a GTG............................................... .....................that was MY watch winder damn it......

Dan, you started off strong, but then started resorting to cut-n-paste 'yo momma' - level jokes

and this:

Originally Posted by Dan2010

Greg so damn fat when he steps on the scale it says, "to be continued"..........

at least say something that applies mate - I have a sweet hourglass figure And I have heard that joke in high school - over 20 years ago - time for new material

[usbzoso]

And you said no favorites played ... obviously favor people that know you better. This is bullshit you can't even stick to your word. I am out of here and never buying from you shit.

Ohh what? Is roast over already? Cuz i could keep going on and on all day.

Haha j/k grats on 10,000.

Originally Posted by Mosco

SHIT. I knew she was smiling too wide when she came back from the "weekend at her aunt's" last time.... and smelled differently.... What's that cologne you wear?

So I suppose she already has the address where I should send the Orbita?

[STEELINOX]

[MonBK]

Originally Posted by Dan2010

REALLY?? This is what you wasted your post on?? I hope I never see you at a GTG............................................... .....................that was MY watch winder damn it......

Actually, if I had left my post on "Who's who" it would have been mine 5 Hr's ago.

[kareemthedream33]

Congrats on 10K....I still think you should get a new hat.

[Grumpy Badger]

Dan2010 REALLY wants a watch winder!

[Jocke]

Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Dan2010 REALLY wants a watch winder!

Is Dan for real?

[Kapture1]

it was hard to come up with bad stuff to say.

What can I say, Greg's a good guy.

[rfknauss]

Greg ...... congratulations on 10K posts!

And this thread is hilarious ....... I love it!

[ally]

Well done Greg


I am waiting for the Expo II anyway

[Kapture1]

Originally Posted by STEELINOX

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[Route 66]

Congrats on wearing out your welcome here at TRF...er I mean your 10,000th post. You really need to find a hobby.

What? Randy already won?

Nevermind.

No hard feelings I hope.

[kareemthedream33]

Originally Posted by Kapture1

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Lmao

[kyle L]

Originally Posted by STEELINOX

[Mosco]

Originally Posted by mtrunner

This is what I imagine Greg in his twilight years.

That was friggin hysterical

Originally Posted by psv

I'm not mean enough to play well in this competition but just a short kudos to Greg for being an important part of this community!

Cheers mate!

Patrick

Thanks Patrick my friend

Originally Posted by mtrunner

My guess is he stuffed a walnut in there to give him a little size for the photo op.

That's not where the walnut is...

Originally Posted by kyle L

Hey Greg, what's the best price on that Breguet 5847 you have up for sale right now?

Congrats on the almost 10k!

Thanks buddy Kyle

Originally Posted by theloxmyth

I like tight holes and drill them regularly.

How 'bout you?

Now how does your confession induce me to post anything?

Originally Posted by TattooedGQ

Greg, You know i have nothing but respect for you, but remember, I have your contact info....If I don't get your 10k post I'm going to send you pics of my wang....daily!!!
really...I will.

Did you get a new macro lens?

Originally Posted by MonBK

Greg, better take a look in the Who's who section.

I was going F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K F*$K good one, Mon

Originally Posted by Jocke

Just give me a evidence of life, otherwise I will torment you with a lot of photshop pictures of you in a lot of uncomfortable situations.



Come on Greg, I can't hear you.

I survived Borat - what else can you do?

Originally Posted by Maxtor

I think this is just a brilliant marketing ploy by Greg>

Greg has likely now left on a 4 week trek through Africa with no means of communicating on TRF. This thread will keep him and his business front of mind until he returns. I for one will not get swept up in the hysteria and respond to his cunning trap.

Ooops.

I'm not that smart

Originally Posted by Medtech

Greg,

Cinncinnati has nothing but skank bud, and fat chicks...

The sh*t you sell is cheaper than a 2 dollar hooker...

With all due respect, I'd rather smash my nuts with a hammer than reading your boring a@@ posts...

Said the guy reading the post

Originally Posted by kareemthedream33

Greg's birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

That's a good one!

Originally Posted by CoopJr

Are you still getting your watches from the Russian mafia?

This has got to be THE most imaginitive thread here in a very long time!

I doff my cap to you!

Thanks man... and on the first part - if I told you - well, you know what I'd have to do...

Originally Posted by Explorer 2011

Greg, nobody is posting on this LAME thread because they are bored with it....if I were you i'd call it quits at 9999 mate....

Your first attempt at shutting it down were futile

Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Guys, there is only one grey dealers name that comes up over and over again on this forum...

It's true... We only love DavidSW!

If that doesn't rile the bugger, I don't know what will!

I love him too..

Originally Posted by Explorer 2011

That won't rile him....because he has no soul.

I reckon the best thing we can do is to not boost his already large ego by posting on this thread, but to IGNORE HIM and boycott this thread.

The next person to comment on this thread is just one big LOSER.

And another FAIL...

Originally Posted by Rolex116520

Why do we bother ? He can't decide anything .. his wife runs the whole show .
Simple thing would be for Stevo or any moderator to ban him before he can post another one .

I've come close many a time...

Originally Posted by Rolex116520

Anyway , I don't want his cheap watch winder . If he is that much of cheapskate and can't offer his friends anything better then that after we put up with him for years .

Originally Posted by Numismatist

I once met Greg on Canal Street, nice fellow:

Why didn't you introduce yourself?

Originally Posted by Marc_Quadra

Hunter S. Thompson was gay...just sayin'

Originally Posted by Rolex116520

The guy is talking through his.. too much of the 420 .. I bet that is his real activity and the watch thing is only a front for laundering the profits . How else could he sell those watches at these prices , you think ?

you're on to me

Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

I'm just glad he's giving away the winder only.

His taste in watches suck!

I'd rather Greg pick out my next wife than my next watch.....

thanks buddy

Originally Posted by Rolex116520

It would be symbolic that he uses the 10K post for his " coming out "

It has already happened, but I'm back in

Originally Posted by esm

Susan, oops, i mean, Greg, are you still secretly dressing up in the middle of the night and practice all the funky ballerina movements, so you can one day join a Russian Ballet production company and tour around the world..... because it strokes your ego when audiences claps at you at the end of the show.


i'd pay to see you in that.

Friggin awesome... and I'll do it for free

Originally Posted by kareemthedream33

Greg nobody gives a sh*t about your 10 millionth post you narcissistic, egotistical idiot. I bet you have a framed picture of yourself sitting on your desk. Get a life man.

That's why I had to cut it short - you guys already think I'm an egomaniac

Originally Posted by mtrunner

Do you mean this self portrait?

Originally Posted by mfer

You know I saw my first Breguet today and I thought of Greg and said "What is this Liberace compensating for?"

So what did you come up with?

Originally Posted by Dr.Brian

Greg,
Please post a better photo of the winder with a note with your name and today's date. Also, please set the watch in the winder to 12:37 and the date to the 9th. Thanks.

Brian
Here's to 10,000 more!

my friend!

Originally Posted by Kapture1

Hi everybody.

What an honor it is to be here, roasting a TRF legend. A great guy, a good friend, and an icon to the forums, all of our lives are made better by his presence. Unfortunately, JJ could not make it today, so we are suck with Greg.

Really, I am excited to roast Greg, I can finally say to his face all the things I’ve been saying behind his back.
Mosco, you’re a man of rare gifts . . . you haven’t given any in years.
Really though, very cool and thoughtful... but what can I say, that’s Greg… always bribing people to talk to him.
How many Greg’s does it take to change a light bulb? Just one… He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him. I mean really, 10,000 posts? No man talks that much… does your wife have access to your TRF password?

Does make since after reading that review you posted last week about the pair of Victoria Secrete lace-trim hiphuggers you had on.

In closing, Greg, you have truly touched a lot of folks in a special way… you should be ashamed of yourself you dirty man.
THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!

That was brilliant, man - in a true Roast fashion... I love those!

Originally Posted by jdc

Its no good pretending to be be the hard living Hunter Thompson type when its really a cover for your true love of Johnny Depp, man up and come out

You have read my diary

Originally Posted by gregmoeck

I saw Greg working in homedepot 2 weeks ago in Cinncinnati, he told me not to mention it on the message boards. you claimed your reputation is backed up because of your length of time on the boards. I think it would be backed up by how many people vouch for you, of which I have seen none.

Originally Posted by Dreambaby

Вы рыбу Дик, не шары. кто-то должен запретить вам, прежде чем я сделать, потому что Карл с ума от России мудак. принять ваши уродливые поддельные часть ювелирных и отправить его в Россию свалке.

Wow Carl - big ol' google translator fail!

Originally Posted by Dan Pierce

Greg,
Congrats on your pending 10K.
No roasting here. Being lucky enough to live close to a genuine friend is more than enough for me.
dP

Ditto brother - glad to be neighbors

Originally Posted by MortgageGuy

Good Day Greg,

Just one question for you here... How in the HELL can you sleep at night I mean come on really, how can you sleep at night buying all these used watches, getting them pollished up all pretty and all and selling them as BNIB to some schmuck that forks over his hard earned money for a watch without any stickers on it... Forget the roast, I really want to know??? Frankly I cannot believe you have hung around here and made it to 9999 posts, TRF doesnt usually stand for this level of trickery.

Not only should you not make it to 10k, you should be banned permanently


Just kidding Greg, you ROCK or so I have heard, have never had the pleasure of working with you, keep up the good work buddy

and Thanks man!

Originally Posted by kareemthedream33

I once saw pictures of Greg in a GTG thread. Nice hat you got there buddy. You think you're Samuel L Jackson or something? Time to pick a new fad my friend.

I brought back the fedora too

Originally Posted by Stevarn

Greg, I'd love you play your silly little game here but because of your history with under age boy toys, I'm just too disgusted. One of these years the truth will surface and you'll be punished for all your illegal liaisons. I only have one question to ask you; doesn't anything inside of you tell you that this is wrong and you should stop?

Yeah, but then I get reminded about all the special times we have had and all reasoning goes out the window

Originally Posted by usbzoso

Obviously 4 pages worth of comments is simply not enough to satisfy Greg's ego trip. Apparently our quick wits are just not good enough for Greg to comment on. I bet if a pretty girl was to comment he'd be all over it just goes to show how much of a friend he is. I vote to end this maddness and ban him from TRF forever for starting all this drama and making us see all these fat naked dudes. The prize just isn't worth the trouble anymore. All good things must come to an end, you tried but failed to amuse us.

I ALMOST caved on that one.... almost, but no cigar

Originally Posted by gregmoeck

notice how he always shows up at the GTG with his "Significant other", he's not allowed out of the house unless she comes. Dont you find that a little odd?

She makes me look better, plain and simple

Originally Posted by kareemthedream33

The time since Greg started this thread is by far the longest he has ever kept his big annoying mouth shut on this site in 2 and a half years.

Na, I was talkin s**t the whole time, but guess I was on "mute."

Originally Posted by usbzoso

if i had to guess based on just whhttp://rolexforums.com/images/smilies/chuckle.gifat i see about Greg on this forum and what he posts about plus his avatar and drug induced personality i would guess that his real name is Charlie Sheen

I wish...

Originally Posted by ally

Maybe when Greg gets his 10k admin should zero him again, start of as a newbie

That would have been hysterical... glad Paul hasn't seen the thread yet

Originally Posted by mtrunner

I have got to agree with you. She certainly is one fine piece of ass who knows how to work it.

I'll show Erin this post, will see how she defends herself

[esm]

so... what was the "score"?

[Mosco]

Originally Posted by usbzoso

And you said no favorites played ... obviously favor people that know you better. This is bullshit you can't even stick to your word. I am out of here and never buying from you shit.

Ohh what? Is roast over already? Cuz i could keep going on and on all day.

Haha j/k grats on 10,000.

Keep it going man - I can take it. Next time I'm in Manhattan, drinks are on me

Originally Posted by STEELINOX

Originally Posted by MonBK

Actually, if I had left my post on "Who's who" it would have been mine 5 Hr's ago.

That's true, yeah....

Originally Posted by kareemthedream33

Congrats on 10K....I still think you should get a new hat.

Find me one then - but remember, I have expensive taste

Originally Posted by Kapture1

it was hard to come up with bad stuff to say.

What can I say, Greg's a good guy.

Thanks brother man - and right back at you!

Originally Posted by rfknauss

Greg ...... congratulations on 10K posts!

And this thread is hilarious ....... I love it!

Thanks Rick!

Originally Posted by Kapture1

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OMG - I'm dying ova hia!

Originally Posted by Stevarn

Congrats on wearing out your welcome here at TRF...er I mean your 10,000th post. You really need to find a hobby.

What? Randy already won?

Nevermind.

No hard feelings I hope.

Never hard feelings

Originally Posted by ally

Well done Greg


I am waiting for the Expo II anyway

Ya, me too!

[usbzoso]

Drinks from a man that has no life outside TRF ... might be entertaining ... :-) let me know next time you are in NYC

Originally Posted by Mosco

Keep it going man - I can take it. Next time I'm in Manhattan, drinks are on me

[theloxmyth]

Great post (op) Greg!

Way to go, Randy-o.

[Brit78]

Congrads buddy! Look forward to seeing you again soon

[Mosco]

Originally Posted by usbzoso

Drinks from a man that has no life outside TRF ... might be entertaining ... :-) let me know next time you are in NYC

You got me there - TRF is my second family. Fig is that weird uncle that sits in the corner and mumbles to himself, Bruno is the muscle head cousin that everyone is afraid of (but he's just a big softie), you're the black sheep who is going through an experimental phase (or maybe it isn't just a phase).... I get it, i get it....

[usbzoso]

I'll leave this one for you to explain when we are getting high off some top grade jamaican skunk

Originally Posted by Mosco

you're the black sheep who is going through an experimental phase (or maybe it isn't just a phase)

[Mosco]

Originally Posted by usbzoso

I'll leave this one for you to explain when we are getting high off some top grade jamaican skunk

[Rolex116520]

Ok , I didn't get the winder .. only because I didn't want it in the first place .. but why in the hell does Randy get one ? His bloody SUB on a garter is a quartz version

Congrats Greg on the 10K posts .. you must admit it was easy and a little repetitive ..5K "Bump" and the others "Sold ..thank you TRF"

Well done Randy

[Dan2010]

Originally Posted by Mosco

Dan, you started off strong, but then started resorting to cut-n-paste 'yo momma' - level jokes

and this:



at least say something that applies mate - I have a sweet hourglass figure And I have heard that joke in high school - over 20 years ago - time for new material

Come on, I was going old school on ya...............

[Dan2010]

By the way this thread sucks...................................ha ha ha ha ha

[MortgageGuy]

This has to be hands down the best thread here on TRF that I have ever ready great idea Greg

[Mosco]

Originally Posted by MortgageGuy

This has to be hands down the best thread here on TRF that I have ever ready great idea Greg

Thanks man.... Result of yesterday's activities

[Sweramic]

Originally Posted by Mosco

Wow Carl - big ol' google translator fail!

Damn it! Thought I edited it before you saw it I didn't mean anything I wrote

Many congrats to your 10,000th post Greg! Hope you will stay here for many, many more!

[mailman]

Congrats on your 10k buddy I remember when you first joined up I'm glad you stuck around. You make TRF and the watch world a much better place