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Old 31 March 2009, 12:32 PM   #1
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Caught in a vise

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his di<k in a vice. She then secured it tightly and threw away the handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are", as she handed him the hacksaw. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
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Old 31 March 2009, 01:33 PM   #2
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Now that's a good one!!!
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Old 31 March 2009, 02:03 PM   #3
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Old 31 March 2009, 02:52 PM   #4
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Old 31 March 2009, 03:34 PM   #5
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Seen it on Watchmen.
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Old 31 March 2009, 04:15 PM   #6
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Old 31 March 2009, 05:28 PM   #7
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Old 31 March 2009, 09:53 PM   #8
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Old 31 March 2009, 10:41 PM   #9
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Old 1 April 2009, 01:41 PM   #10
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Old 1 April 2009, 01:52 PM   #11
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Old 2 April 2009, 12:25 AM   #12
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Old 2 April 2009, 12:40 AM   #13
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Old 26 July 2011, 05:56 AM   #14
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