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BH13GMT · 27 July 2011, 07:42 PM

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly retired Navy Master Chief,

gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an

opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a

Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have

ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......."

Grumpy Badger · 27 July 2011, 08:10 PM

Since he was in the Navy I reckon he knew all along!

Art 1 · 27 July 2011, 08:11 PM

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 01:24 AM

Route 66 · 29 July 2011, 02:24 AM

figbo · 29 July 2011, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Since he was in the Navy I reckon he knew all along!

TSW · 29 July 2011, 06:44 AM

:)

swatty · 29 July 2011, 08:23 PM

dpkong · 31 July 2011, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Since he was in the Navy I reckon he knew all along!

this one is the KILLER in the joke!!

johnbeth · 31 July 2011, 03:56 PM

27 July 2011, 07:42 PM	#1
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27 July 2011, 08:10 PM	#2
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