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Old 7 October 2011, 03:11 PM   #1
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quit smoking

I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking.
What did he say?
He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate.
Did that do any good?
No - I can't get the chocolate to light.
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Old 7 October 2011, 11:39 PM   #2
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Old 7 October 2011, 11:41 PM   #3
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Old 8 October 2011, 05:24 AM   #6
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Old 8 October 2011, 01:52 PM   #7
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