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Old 7 November 2011, 12:13 PM   #31
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just walked in to Jocke's house, took a breath, and had to run out again FEARING FOR MY LIFE!!!!!!!

What is inside you man!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (that tape is not just covering my mouth... it's covering my mouth AND nose!!!! )
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Old 7 November 2011, 12:41 PM   #32
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Now that is some serious Pork 'n Beans.
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Old 7 November 2011, 12:43 PM   #33
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Jocke.. i thought this was just the average mid-morning snack over in the USA?
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Old 7 November 2011, 01:26 PM   #34
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just walked in to Jocke's house, took a breath, and had to run out again FEARING FOR MY LIFE!!!!!!!

What is inside you man!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (that tape is not just covering my mouth... it's covering my mouth AND nose!!!! )
I feel for you buddy!!
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Old 7 November 2011, 02:56 PM   #35
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Jocke, over here in Kangaroo land we have to pay carbon trading tax to offset global warming from the increased fart if we want to have baked beans LOL

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Old 7 November 2011, 03:30 PM   #36
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Old 7 November 2011, 04:18 PM   #37
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I suggest Jocke checks his undies for any skid marks from too much farting.
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Old 7 November 2011, 04:51 PM   #38
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Jocke, your appetite is some of the strangest I've seen.
Jocke's trying to give you new ideas for your restuarant menu.
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Old 7 November 2011, 06:33 PM   #39
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Your pic is out of focus as usual.
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Old 7 November 2011, 10:53 PM   #40
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After this plate of baked beans and bacon I', not starving.



Johny, I hope beans are not veggies.
two slices of bread and butter and a pint of ice cold full cream milk and that would be a lot better...and some of those potatos lisa mentioned. keep me going untill dinner time..
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Old 8 November 2011, 12:46 AM   #41
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just saw your other thread....at least i know where you got the recipe for that monstrosity, jocke.



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Old 8 November 2011, 01:43 AM   #42
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hi j...is that the Swedish way with both "eating irons" on the one side of the plate?
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Old 8 November 2011, 03:17 AM   #43
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I just heard a real load rumble. It sounds like it came from somewhere in Sweden.


Are you Ok Jocke?
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Old 8 November 2011, 03:26 AM   #44
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I just heard a real load rumble. It sounds like it came from somewhere in Sweden.


Are you Ok Jocke?
A man-made earthquake...?
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Old 8 November 2011, 03:30 AM   #45
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Now Jocke, be honest... Did you eat that wearing chaps and a Stetson living out your childhood fantsies of being a cowboy?!?



yipee-ki-yay Jocke.........happy trails to you!
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Old 8 November 2011, 04:58 AM   #46
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Thank you all.

I'm fine, just a little hungry.
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Old 8 November 2011, 05:09 AM   #47
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Thank you all.

I'm fine, just a little hungry.
We were concerned Jocke.

Glad you're OK after that. Maybe some salad tonight, eh?
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Old 8 November 2011, 05:11 AM   #48
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Way way too many pulses on that plate Jocke!!
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Old 8 November 2011, 05:18 AM   #49
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We were concerned Jocke.

Glad you're OK after that. Maybe some salad tonight, eh?
The day I've got a salad I will die at the table.

It's not the veggies that keep me alive.
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Old 8 November 2011, 05:20 AM   #50
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The day I've got a salad I will die at the table.

It's not the veggies that keep me alive.
Was it a windy night in Sweden?
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Old 8 November 2011, 05:20 AM   #51
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Old 8 November 2011, 05:22 AM   #52
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After this plate of baked beans and bacon I', not starving.



Johny, I hope beans are not veggies.
was this picture taken before or after you ate this???
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A man-made earthquake...?
More like a man made Atom Bomb Lisa.

I swear I saw a mushroom cloud.
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Old 8 November 2011, 05:33 AM   #54
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More like a man made Atom Bomb Lisa.

I swear I saw a mushroom cloud.
Yep, reckon Jocke could melt a parachrom spring from four hundred yards.

I bet all his watches have stopped working.
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Jocke ..... did you ever hear of a heart healthy diet?
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Old 8 November 2011, 09:52 AM   #56
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Jocke ..... did you ever hear of a heart healthy diet?
I was trying it, but I was starving after it so I went back to the good stuff.
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Old 8 November 2011, 10:18 AM   #57
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