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18 November 2005, 02:38 AM | #1 |
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The ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in Essex. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual Irish jokes when an an Irish fellow in the 4th row stands on his chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid Irish jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype a nation that way? What does being Irish have to do with a mans worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep us from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a nation...because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against the Irish and all in the name of humour!" The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologise, when the Irishman yells; "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little f*cker on your knee". |
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