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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Bartlett's quotations has some real beaut's but one of my favorites is attributed to Emerson:
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."
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Here's another of my favs:
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. |
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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