Going On Holidays.

[padi56]

Then why not consider sunny Wales?
If you are fed up of sitting in departure lounges being told that the
'anticipated' time of departure is now 6 hours late.If you are sh!tting yourself
because several of the passengers on your flight, have unrolled a small mat
and are now praying kneeling down on it.

Wales is the answer!

We guarantee you will not find anybody called Rodney in your hotel,on the other hand, there is a distinct possibility that you might meet up with such
interesting and friendly folk as Blodwen Myfanwy, Dafydd the well known only gay in the village,Trefor,Dai the milk,and (if really lucky)Padi froggy Meldrew.

Forget all that getting screwed with pathetic exchange rates, we in Wales
will gladly accept your English pounds, in fact a holiday in Wales is a splendid
opportunity to rid yourselves of that soon to be devalued sterling

Thanks to the extremely generous (and much appreciated) subsidies we
have received from our English neighbours, our relaxed way of life and high standards of living.And the new fangled thing called electric,we are much envied now even in the 'posher' parts of London.

So, if you want a holiday in a part of Britain which has not yet been blessed by too many foreigners whatsoever, come to Wales,where there is something for everyone. Why, even you English people are well catered for,just take a
short stroll in our wonderful countryside and you are sure to meet (and possibly befriend)one of our extremely attractive(and accommodating) sheep.
This is not all we Welsh ever think of you know boyo,there are many
horses in Wales and some of us have saved up and bought small step-ladders.Pit ponies were about the right height but there aren't any left? all the pits are now closed understand boyo.
So come and have a brill time here in darkest Wales.
(This advertisement is certainly not by courtesy of the Welsh Tourist Board)

[Uncle-AJ]

.............................and you don't need to take your own sheep. They will provide plenty on your arrival.

[padi56]

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

.............................and you don't need to take your own sheep. They will provide plenty on your arrival.

Bet JJ will be Jealous, Welsh sheep are the best eating in the world, so they say.

Originally Posted by padi56

Then why not consider sunny Wales?
If you are fed up of sitting in departure lounges being told that the
'anticipated' time of departure is now 6 hours late.If you are sh!tting yourself
because several of the passengers on your flight, have unrolled a small mat
and are now praying kneeling down on it.

Wales is the answer!

We guarantee you will not find anybody called Rodney in your hotel,on the other hand, there is a distinct possibilitythat you might meet up with such
interesting and friendly folk as Blodwen Myfanwy, Dafydd the well known only gay in the village,Trefor,Dai the milk,and (if really lucky)Padi froggy Meldrew.

Forget all that getting screwed with pathetic exchange rates, we in Wales
will gladly accept your English pounds, in fact a holiday in Wales is a splendid
opportunity to rid yourselves of that soon to be devalued sterling

Thanks to the extremely generous (and much appreciated) subsidies we
have received from our English neighbours, our relaxed way of life and high standards of living.And the new fangled thing called electric,we are much envied now even in the 'posher' parts of London.

So, if you want a holiday in a part of Britain which has not yet been blessed by too many foreigners whatsoever, come to Wales,where there is something for everyone. Why, even you English people are well catered for,just take a
short stroll in our wonderful countryside and you are sure to meet (and possibly befriend)one of our extremely attractive(and accommodating) sheep.
This is not all we Welsh ever think of you know boyo,there are many
horses in Wales and some of us have saved up and bought small step-ladders.Pit ponies were about the right height but there aren't any left? all the pits are now closed understand boyo.
So come and have a brill time here in darkest Wales.
(This advertisement is certainly not by courtesy of the Welsh Tourist Board)

New tagline...

Visit the Welsh, you'll have a whale of a time!

[padi56]

Originally Posted by Atomic

New tagline...

Visit the Welsh, you'll have a whale of a time!

Sorry John not many whales in Wales,some very good looking sheep mind you boyo.And the Welsh ladies will sure to give you a welcome in the hillside,but alas a bit thin, on the whale side this time of the year.

[JJ Irani]

Are we allowed to bring along our own lambs? I like them young and virginal!!!

[padi56]

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Are we allowed to bring along our own lambs? I like them young and virginal!!!

Sorry JJ all our sheep are of pedigree stock.

[Goodwatch]

Originally Posted by padi56

Sorry JJ all our sheep are of pedigree stock.

After contemplating this for a while and going over these comments I'll think I'll pass.