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FeelingTheBlues · 16 April 2012, 08:05 AM

Father Johnson walks down a street on a sunny day when he meets Mrs. Donovan:

- Good morning ma'am, I believe you are that lady I married to Mr. Tate about two years ago, am I right?

- Yes you are Father!

- Wonderful! Therefore I believe you already have one or a couple of little Tates in your family, am I right?

- Unfortunately Father, as much as we try it seems like it didn't happen yet.

- How sad! Let me tell you something, I'm going to Rome next week, perhaps I could light a fertility candle for you!

- Thank you very much Father!

And so they leave each other and the next week, as promised, Father Johnson leaves his small town for Rome. It was only a few years later that he could enjoy a good walk on the street again and, to his surprise, he meets Mrs. Donovan:

- Say, Mrs. Donovan, it's been a long time! How have you been? Did the family grow?

- I'm doing great Father! In fact I gave birth to our third set of twins about two months ago and I am now pregnant with my fifth single!

- That is amazing! What about your husband?

- He just left this very morning! He went to Rome to blow out your darn candle!

Dr. Robert · 16 April 2012, 08:13 AM

Art 1 · 16 April 2012, 09:13 AM

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77T · 23 April 2012, 01:52 AM

TSW · 23 April 2012, 02:20 AM

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mitchy · 23 April 2012, 11:53 PM

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16 April 2012, 08:05 AM	#1
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	The candle Father Johnson walks down a street on a sunny day when he meets Mrs. Donovan: - Good morning ma'am, I believe you are that lady I married to Mr. Tate about two years ago, am I right? - Yes you are Father! - Wonderful! Therefore I believe you already have one or a couple of little Tates in your family, am I right? - Unfortunately Father, as much as we try it seems like it didn't happen yet. - How sad! Let me tell you something, I'm going to Rome next week, perhaps I could light a fertility candle for you! - Thank you very much Father! And so they leave each other and the next week, as promised, Father Johnson leaves his small town for Rome. It was only a few years later that he could enjoy a good walk on the street again and, to his surprise, he meets Mrs. Donovan: - Say, Mrs. Donovan, it's been a long time! How have you been? Did the family grow? - I'm doing great Father! In fact I gave birth to our third set of twins about two months ago and I am now pregnant with my fifth single! - That is amazing! What about your husband? - He just left this very morning! He went to Rome to blow out your darn candle! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

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