Marathon Man

[padi56]

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when,
to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the
driveway.

'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the
window. My husband's home early!'

'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'

'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she
replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is
the least of your problems!'

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and
jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the
pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into
the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started
running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried
to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small
group of runners who had been watching him with some
curiosity, jogged closer.

Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so
wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run
carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'>
'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can
get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to
go home!'

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked,
'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'

'Nope..just when it's raining.'

[mjclark32]

Hahaha that's why they call it a rain coat

[Rsvrider]

[TSW]

:))

[FeelingTheBlues]

Oldie but goodie!

[HERITAGE82]

Originally Posted by mjclark32

Hahaha that's why they call it a rain coat

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