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padi56 · 15 June 2012, 01:25 AM

Cinderella is now 90 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One afternoon out of nowhere the fairy godmother appeared .

Cinderella said, "Fairy godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
"Cinderella," she replied, "You have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns? I'll grant you three wishes!"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, She uttered her first wish...

"The prince was wonderful but he was not a very good investor. I am living hand-to-mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I was quite wealthy.

And, almost instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Cinderella said, "Oh, thank you, fairy godmother!"

"Well, it's the least I can do. What is your second wish?"

Cinderella looked at her frail body and said, "I wish that I was young again with the beauty and youth I once had."

Her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful appearance returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

Then the fairy godmother said, "You have one more wish... What is it?"

Cinderella looked over at the frightened cat in the corner and said...

"I would like to have Bob, my old cat, transformed into a kind and handsome young man."
Almost magically, the cat underwent a change and, when he stood before her, he was a handsome man.

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella! Enjoy your new life."

And then, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she had appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Bob gazed into each others eyes.

Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most handsome and stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and he held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing into her golden hair with his warm breath,
As he quietly whispered...

"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered now!"

Puffy · 15 June 2012, 02:48 AM

!!!!!

FeelingTheBlues · 15 June 2012, 12:32 PM

MoBe · 15 June 2012, 06:17 PM

And the moral of the story is,,,,,,,,,,?

Be carefull what you wish for,you might just get it!

Sarajevo · 15 June 2012, 11:02 PM

classic

Rockrolex · 15 June 2012, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoBe

And the moral of the story is,,,,,,,,,,?

Be carefull what you wish for,you might just get it!

Amen, bro.

But a great story, nonetheless.

TSW · 16 June 2012, 05:20 AM

Bangel · 16 June 2012, 06:36 AM

77T · 16 June 2012, 03:00 PM

somatic · 17 June 2012, 01:56 AM

Lmao Disney should make that into a movie

mitchy · 22 June 2012, 01:11 AM

z32turbo · 22 June 2012, 02:10 AM

15 June 2012, 01:25 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	An Update On Cinderella Cinderella is now 90 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch with a cat named Bob for companionship. One afternoon out of nowhere the fairy godmother appeared . Cinderella said, "Fairy godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" "Cinderella," she replied, "You have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns? I'll grant you three wishes!" Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, She uttered her first wish... "The prince was wonderful but he was not a very good investor. I am living hand-to-mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I was quite wealthy. And, almost instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Oh, thank you, fairy godmother!" "Well, it's the least I can do. What is your second wish?" Cinderella looked at her frail body and said, "I wish that I was young again with the beauty and youth I once had." Her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful appearance returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years. Then the fairy godmother said, "You have one more wish... What is it?" Cinderella looked over at the frightened cat in the corner and said... "I would like to have Bob, my old cat, transformed into a kind and handsome young man." Almost magically, the cat underwent a change and, when he stood before her, he was a handsome man. The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella! Enjoy your new life." And then, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she had appeared. For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Bob gazed into each others eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most handsome and stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and he held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing into her golden hair with his warm breath, As he quietly whispered... "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered now!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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