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21 June 2012, 07:04 PM | #1 |
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A Few Quickies.
Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove...
-------------------------- Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.... ---------------------------------- I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency... ------------------------------- Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman’s uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him ---------------------------- I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day apparently, 'A meal for two with a terrible view' isn't the best way to announce number 69 ------------------------------ Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick." Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?" Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner." -----------------------------
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Good work Peter
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21 June 2012, 07:29 PM | #3 |
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21 June 2012, 11:36 PM | #4 |
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Great jokes!
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22 June 2012, 06:41 AM | #6 |
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IKEA - priceless
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