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Old 22 June 2012, 01:50 AM   #1
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My Racing Snail

My racing snail just isn't winning races these days. So, to save weight, I thought i would remove his shell.
However, it hasn't made him any faster. If anything it's probably made him more sluggish.
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Old 22 June 2012, 03:39 AM   #2
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Oh snails jokes...classics among classics...
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Old 22 June 2012, 06:35 AM   #3
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Look at that "S" Car Go!!
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Old 22 June 2012, 02:47 PM   #4
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Old 24 June 2012, 03:50 AM   #5
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Methinks he wouldn't be so sluggish if you avoided the same error as this guy

No forking your snail!!!

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