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padi56 · 30 December 2012, 08:41 PM

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

“DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.

THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE B@ST@RD WHO PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE VASELINE!”

77T · 31 December 2012, 12:45 PM

mjclark32 · 2 January 2013, 11:38 AM

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Jeffex · 2 January 2013, 11:49 AM

Bangel · 3 January 2013, 08:09 PM

30 December 2012, 08:41 PM	#1
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31 December 2012, 12:45 PM	#2
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