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Old 5 April 2013, 04:48 AM   #1
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a family-friendly one

A polar bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "May I please have a gin and...


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... tonic?" To which the bartender replies, "Sure, but why the big pause?" The Polar Bear shrugs and says "I dunno, I've always had 'em."
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Old 5 April 2013, 06:07 AM   #2
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Old 5 April 2013, 07:31 AM   #3
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J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout,
On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout.


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Old 14 April 2013, 06:32 PM   #11
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Excellent! Perfect for the counter guy at the lumber yard! [short enough to remember].

I'll try this one with my nephew, but substitute, "Diner" and "peanutbutter & jelly".
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