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10 January 2008, 10:04 AM | #1 |
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Why do brides always smile while walking down the aisle?
They know they have given their last blowjob.
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I would laugh but it is so true.
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10 January 2008, 04:16 PM | #3 |
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Why was the groom smiling?
He had yet to figure out why the bride was smiling! |
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What if both of them were smiling?
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14 January 2008, 05:45 AM | #10 |
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It'd mean they live in Massachusets
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NSFW....Not Safe For Women????
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OK, Paulie _ explain please??
(I attended school in Massachusetts, but wasn't married there...)
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15 January 2008, 05:08 AM | #13 |
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15 January 2008, 07:37 AM | #15 |
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Check your PM's
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Hey Paulie, mind you PM me the explanation as well?
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See Paulie, you confused everybody!
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I think you are right. Same sex marriage is/was legal in MA if I remember correctly. In that case the MA reference would apply to Vernon's (roadcarver) comment. Conceivably both "brides" could be smiling. If I am wrong, nevermind. |
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
Seinfeld reference to an episode where people kept thinking George and Jerry were a couple. My husband watches too much Seinfeld!
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"Of course." (George's answer every time Jerry said that)
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Wife number 4 coming up.
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