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Old 10 January 2008, 10:04 AM   #1
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Why do brides always smile while walking down the aisle?

They know they have given their last blowjob.
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Old 10 January 2008, 10:13 AM   #2
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I would laugh but it is so true.
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Old 10 January 2008, 04:16 PM   #3
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Old 10 January 2008, 04:19 PM   #4
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Old 10 January 2008, 04:53 PM   #5
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Old 10 January 2008, 07:22 PM   #6
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Old 11 January 2008, 05:31 AM   #7
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Why was the groom smiling?


He had yet to figure out why the bride was smiling!
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Old 11 January 2008, 07:14 AM   #8
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What if both of them were smiling?
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Old 14 January 2008, 02:07 AM   #9
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Old 14 January 2008, 05:45 AM   #10
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What if both of them were smiling?
It'd mean they live in Massachusets
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Old 15 January 2008, 12:32 AM   #11
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Old 15 January 2008, 02:51 AM   #12
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It'd mean they live in Massachusets
OK, Paulie _ explain please??

(I attended school in Massachusetts, but wasn't married there...)
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Old 15 January 2008, 05:08 AM   #13
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Old 15 January 2008, 05:35 AM   #14
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Old 15 January 2008, 07:37 AM   #15
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OK, Paulie _ explain please??

(I attended school in Massachusetts, but wasn't married there...)
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Old 15 January 2008, 07:39 AM   #16
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Hey, I wanted to know, too! For some reason I'm thinking that has to do with same-sex marriage?
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Old 15 January 2008, 07:39 AM   #17
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Hey Paulie, mind you PM me the explanation as well?
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Old 15 January 2008, 07:53 AM   #18
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Old 15 January 2008, 07:58 AM   #19
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Hey, I wanted to know, too! For some reason I'm thinking that has to do with same-sex marriage?
NTTATWWT

Happy everybody
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Old 15 January 2008, 07:59 AM   #20
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Hey, I wanted to know, too! For some reason I'm thinking that has to do with same-sex marriage?

I think you are right. Same sex marriage is/was legal in MA if I remember correctly. In that case the MA reference would apply to Vernon's (roadcarver) comment. Conceivably both "brides" could be smiling. If I am wrong, nevermind.
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Old 15 January 2008, 10:26 AM   #21
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NTTATWWT

Happy everybody
Okay, dang it! Now what does NTTATWWT mean?!
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Old 15 January 2008, 11:03 AM   #22
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Okay, dang it! Now what does NTTATWWT mean?!
"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

Seinfeld reference to an episode where people kept thinking George and Jerry were a couple. My husband watches too much Seinfeld!
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Old 15 January 2008, 11:18 AM   #23
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
"Of course." (George's answer every time Jerry said that)
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Old 15 January 2008, 11:19 AM   #24
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Old 15 January 2008, 11:21 AM   #25
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Old 15 January 2008, 03:41 PM   #26
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It'd mean they live in Massachusets
Maybe they're prevalent only in my part of the country, but have ya'll seen those bumper stickers that are all "Man + Woman = Marriage?" I always wanted to come up with my own: Man + Woman = 50% divorce rate.
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