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Old 12 January 2008, 10:34 AM   #1
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1) That's not right....................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.......................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man............................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet.... ....Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week........... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great.................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
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Old 12 January 2008, 10:38 AM   #2
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Good One Bo !!
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Old 12 January 2008, 10:38 AM   #3
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I think its going to get you banned Bo but I nearly wet myself laughing at this one.

It's so non PC, so corny but also so funny
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Old 12 January 2008, 10:52 AM   #4
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Old 12 January 2008, 11:47 AM   #5
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Old 12 January 2008, 11:55 AM   #6
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Old 12 January 2008, 09:02 PM   #7
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Old 12 January 2008, 09:10 PM   #8
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Old 13 January 2008, 04:07 AM   #9
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Old 13 January 2008, 05:35 PM   #10
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After a long day at work, I have not laughed so hard for a long time. Good one.

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Old 14 January 2008, 12:09 AM   #11
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Old 15 January 2008, 11:39 AM   #12
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Have you stopped laughing yet?....have you?.....have you?....
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