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Old 6 January 2006, 01:06 AM   #1
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Lucky Mailman.

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fu#k him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
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Old 6 January 2006, 01:07 AM   #2
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Oh to be Paul!!
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Old 6 January 2006, 01:36 AM   #3
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Old 6 January 2006, 01:53 AM   #4
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Old 6 January 2006, 02:17 AM   #5
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Paul is she on your old route??
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Old 6 January 2006, 02:19 AM   #6
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Every mailman/pizza delivery guy's dream... and urban myth.
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Old 6 January 2006, 02:22 AM   #7
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Paul is she on your old route??
I'm not sayin
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Old 6 January 2006, 02:23 AM   #8
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Every mailman/pizza delivery guy's dream... and urban myth.
Don't be too sure about the myth part. I'm SURE it does happen, just not entirly like that
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Old 6 January 2006, 02:26 AM   #9
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Don't be too sure about the myth part. I'm SURE it does happen, just not entirly like that
Ah ha! So it is true about you and Dina.
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Old 6 January 2006, 02:28 AM   #10
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Ah ha! So it is true about you and Dina.
Nah, but maybe I know some other stories, maybe I don't. I'm not sayin. Not publicly anyway
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Old 6 January 2006, 02:40 AM   #11
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Ah ha! So it is true about you and Dina.
Nah he's too old for me
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Old 6 January 2006, 05:01 AM   #12
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Nah he's too old for me
Come to me, babbeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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Old 6 January 2006, 05:03 AM   #13
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Come to me, babbeeeeeeeeeeeee...
JJ, if Paul is too old for her, you're like her great, great, great grandfather.
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Old 6 January 2006, 05:04 AM   #14
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JJ, if Paul is too old for her, you're like her great, great, great grandfather.
I know that....but look at all the extra experience she gets!!
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Old 6 January 2006, 05:40 AM   #15
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I know that....but look at all the extra experience she gets!!
And you'll need a lot of extra little blue pills too.
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Old 6 January 2006, 05:49 AM   #16
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And you'll need a lot of extra little blue pills too.
LMFAO Johnny!!
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Old 6 January 2006, 06:55 AM   #17
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Didn't I tell you to get back in your cage (snapping whip sharply).
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Old 6 January 2006, 10:59 AM   #19
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And you'll need a lot of extra little blue pills too.
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Old 6 January 2006, 02:57 PM   #20
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Didn't I tell you to get back in your cage (snapping whip sharply).
When Dina's around, no cage can hold me, guys!!!

Roooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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