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lvuserhere · 26 July 2013, 06:59 AM

Bear walks into a bar...

Bartender says....'Hey! Get out of here! We don't serve bears in here!'

Bear gets pissed off...grabs the first cocktail server he sees and eats her whole...nothing left but a pile of bloody clothes....

Bartender says...'Hey!! I said get outta here! We don't serve drug users either!!'

Bear says...'What the heck??!! I don't use drugs!'

Bartender says...'Oh yeah? What about that bar-bitch-u-ate?'

MonBK · 26 July 2013, 07:00 AM

figbo · 26 July 2013, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MonBK

Barbitures you ate...

cop414 · 26 July 2013, 08:30 AM

Hahaha, great belly laugh!

Hairdude1 · 26 July 2013, 09:33 AM

Funny

77T · 28 July 2013, 07:17 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 28 July 2013, 02:23 PM

Bangel · 5 August 2013, 08:48 PM

26 July 2013, 06:59 AM	#1
lvuserhere Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Real Name: Mike Location: Las Vegas, NV Watch: Me Closely... Posts: 77	Bear in a Bar Bear walks into a bar... Bartender says....'Hey! Get out of here! We don't serve bears in here!' Bear gets pissed off...grabs the first cocktail server he sees and eats her whole...nothing left but a pile of bloody clothes.... Bartender says...'Hey!! I said get outta here! We don't serve drug users either!!' Bear says...'What the heck??!! I don't use drugs!' Bartender says...'Oh yeah? What about that bar-bitch-u-ate?'

26 July 2013, 08:30 AM	#4
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