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Dr. Robert · 20 November 2013, 03:27 PM

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea....does that mean that 1 out of 5 enjoys it?????

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is a person who plays the piano is called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers are disbarred & clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked & dry cleaners depressed?

If Fedex & UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?"

What hair color do they put on driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little forks & spoons, so I wondered what Chinese mothers use: toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the post office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail.

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

bungcarlo · 20 November 2013, 04:45 PM

Hairdude1 · 20 November 2013, 04:50 PM

funny

cop414 · 20 November 2013, 10:06 PM

... and why does SOUR cream have an expiration date, hasn't it already soured?

MonBK · 20 November 2013, 10:13 PM

Haha..:)

FeelingTheBlues · 20 November 2013, 10:55 PM

The Joker · 20 November 2013, 11:52 PM

my fav - Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?"

Cc1966 · 21 November 2013, 04:20 AM

porschejeff · 21 November 2013, 12:30 PM

Very good questions!

JohnAndrew · 21 November 2013, 01:21 PM

Psmith · 22 November 2013, 04:58 AM

Bangel · 22 November 2013, 08:12 PM

77T · 27 November 2013, 02:59 PM

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Too much pucker factor...and turned your bum green...

AstroBoy · 28 November 2013, 01:47 AM

...Then they can call The "Fed Up" Cub ! Ha...Ha...Ha..

Roarry · 29 November 2013, 09:50 AM

great list! lol!

20 November 2013, 03:27 PM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,241	Hello, I have a question...... Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea....does that mean that 1 out of 5 enjoys it????? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why is a person who plays the piano is called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? If lawyers are disbarred & clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked & dry cleaners depressed? If Fedex & UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?" What hair color do they put on driver's licenses of bald men? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little forks & spoons, so I wondered what Chinese mothers use: toothpicks? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the post office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail. Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

20 November 2013, 10:06 PM	#4
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The Joker "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Gotham Posts: 9,641	my fav - Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?"

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porschejeff "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Real Name: Jeff Location: Michigan Watch: DD 228238 Posts: 2,460	Very good questions!

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27 November 2013, 02:59 PM	#13
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,010	Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Too much pucker factor...and turned your bum green... __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

28 November 2013, 01:47 AM	#14
AstroBoy "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Lucky Location: Ohio USA Watch: TT-Tona/EXII/Tudor Posts: 696	...Then they can call The "Fed Up" Cub ! Ha...Ha...Ha.. __________________ Astroboy "Life Is Not A Problem To Be Solved But A Reality To Be Experienced" "JJ - Your smile takes all my troubles away!"

29 November 2013, 09:50 AM	#15
Roarry Banned Join Date: Nov 2013 Real Name: Jon Location: Ontario, Canada Watch: your step Posts: 20	great list! lol!

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