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14 November 2013, 09:53 PM | #1 |
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Look what that idiot did to my AMG!!!
A very snobby attorney parked his brand new MB-AMG in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the door-less car with his roof lights flashing. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his new Merc, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!". The lawyer looked down and screamed... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "GOD@*^&%$!!!" screamed the lawyer. “My Rolex !!!!” . .
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14 November 2013, 09:55 PM | #2 |
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Haven't heard this one in 10 years.
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14 November 2013, 10:05 PM | #4 |
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14 November 2013, 10:47 PM | #5 |
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15 November 2013, 12:08 AM | #6 |
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15 November 2013, 12:08 AM | #7 |
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YOU TOTALLY GOT ME !!!!!!
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15 November 2013, 01:01 AM | #8 |
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ha ha ha
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15 November 2013, 01:26 AM | #9 |
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classic
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15 November 2013, 01:32 AM | #10 |
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hahaaha
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15 November 2013, 06:20 AM | #11 |
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Had not heard that one!
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15 November 2013, 06:43 AM | #12 |
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15 November 2013, 01:10 PM | #13 |
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15 November 2013, 04:10 PM | #14 |
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cute..
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22 November 2013, 08:14 PM | #16 |
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An oldie, but always a goodie!
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23 November 2013, 04:33 PM | #18 |
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23 November 2013, 05:07 PM | #19 |
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This really got me laughing at!
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