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20 December 2013, 04:15 AM
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Meeting Santa
A beautiful young woman wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the woman says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children you know."
The woman drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, please stay." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children you know." Santa begins to sweat. The woman takes off the bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children you know." Santa wipes his brow. She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa..., Please... Stay." Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way !!! |
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20 December 2013, 04:58 AM
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21 December 2013, 01:16 PM
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21 December 2013, 02:25 PM
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21 December 2013, 10:44 PM
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23 December 2013, 09:15 AM
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24 December 2013, 09:20 PM
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25 December 2013, 05:10 AM
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25 December 2013, 06:27 AM
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