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Old 26 December 2013, 11:46 AM   #1
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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day . . .

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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Old 26 December 2013, 10:31 PM   #2
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But what does your 73 y.o. wife think about you sleeping with a 69 y.o. woman?

Math - she's a B!+¢#
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Old 26 December 2013, 10:33 PM   #3
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Old 26 December 2013, 11:05 PM   #4
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Hahaha, good one!
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Old 28 December 2013, 02:58 PM   #8
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Old 28 December 2013, 06:46 PM   #10
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But what does your 73 y.o. wife think about you sleeping with a 69 y.o. woman?

Math - she's a B!+¢#
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Old 29 December 2013, 10:16 AM   #11
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But what does your 73 y.o. wife think about you sleeping with a 69 y.o. woman?

Math - she's a B!+¢#
Yes, and how did she feel 50 years ago when you were sleeping with a 23 year old woman??
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