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Old 17 February 2014, 03:10 AM   #1
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Navy husband

A husband had just arrived home from a six-month tour of duty. The husband closed the front door and immediately he and his wife were furiously making love upstairs when, suddenly, the wind slammed a door shut somewhere else in the house.

The husband said jokingly, "Oh God! NO! That must be your husband coming home."

And the wife replies without thinking, "No, don't worry. He's off in the Navy for six months."
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Old 17 February 2014, 06:26 AM   #2
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Old 17 February 2014, 07:21 AM   #3
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Old 17 February 2014, 01:04 PM   #4
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Old 17 February 2014, 09:14 PM   #5
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Old 18 February 2014, 02:54 AM   #6
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Old 18 February 2014, 07:26 AM   #7
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Old 22 February 2014, 04:47 AM   #8
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Old 23 February 2014, 06:26 AM   #9
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Old 23 February 2014, 06:50 AM   #10
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Hey bro, not funny. Im deployed 6 months per year! LOL!!!!!
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Old 23 February 2014, 06:48 PM   #11
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