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astcell · 26 February 2008, 02:42 AM

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool
and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him
out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays
sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but
he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
soon can I go home?'

JJ Irani · 26 February 2008, 02:46 AM

bgriz · 26 February 2008, 10:03 AM

away36 · 26 February 2008, 10:36 AM

LOVE this joke, Robert!!!

abh30 · 26 February 2008, 11:40 AM

Good one

mdx77 · 26 February 2008, 12:42 PM

kcmo · 26 February 2008, 01:29 PM

Good one Robert

26 February 2008, 02:42 AM	#1
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	The love story of Ralph and Edna. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

26 February 2008, 02:46 AM	#2
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26 February 2008, 10:03 AM	#3
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26 February 2008, 10:36 AM	#4
away36 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Nancy Location: Canada Watch: Vintage Rolex Posts: 3,178	LOVE this joke, Robert!!!

26 February 2008, 11:40 AM	#5
abh30 Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: ahmad Location: malaysia Watch: Exp II Posts: 50	Good one

26 February 2008, 01:29 PM	#7
kcmo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Karis Location: USA Posts: 19,377	Good one Robert

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