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padi56 · 3 February 2006, 11:55 PM

A virgin girl gets married to a big guy named Paul and she's rather nervous about the wedding night as she's heard that Paul was very well endowed.She explains this to her new husband Paul who tells her he knows how to get round the situation. Which is to show her his dick, bit by bit. The new wife lies in bed and sees three inches of dick come round the door. "Are you nervous yet?" says Paul."No, I'm OK" she replies. Another six inches of dick comes around the door and Paul says "Are you still OK?" "Yes" she replies. A further foot comes around the door and she says "I'm still not nervous". "OK," Paul replies, "I'm just started coming up the stairs"

C.J. · 4 February 2006, 03:04 AM

JJ Irani · 4 February 2006, 03:31 AM

mailman · 4 February 2006, 08:45 AM

ralphieralph · 4 February 2006, 02:24 PM

padi56 · 4 February 2006, 08:51 PM

3 February 2006, 11:55 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	The Big Dick. A virgin girl gets married to a big guy named Paul and she's rather nervous about the wedding night as she's heard that Paul was very well endowed.She explains this to her new husband Paul who tells her he knows how to get round the situation. Which is to show her his dick, bit by bit. The new wife lies in bed and sees three inches of dick come round the door. "Are you nervous yet?" says Paul."No, I'm OK" she replies. Another six inches of dick comes around the door and Paul says "Are you still OK?" "Yes" she replies. A further foot comes around the door and she says "I'm still not nervous". "OK," Paul replies, "I'm just started coming up the stairs" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

4 February 2006, 03:04 AM	#2
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4 February 2006, 03:31 AM	#3
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4 February 2006, 08:45 AM	#4
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4 February 2006, 08:51 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

4 February 2006, 02:24 PM	#5
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