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Kingair · 21 October 2014, 12:58 PM

Last year I was towed because of a flat rear tire on my Corvette

Today I started Mrs Range and suddenly the oil pressure light came on Downtown LA . . .

Now luckily I only drove 50 ft and cut the engine so hopefully it's just the oil pump or a oil line that's blocked

BTW car came out of service Saturday evening . . .

AAA Premier . . . here we go . . .

So the tower arrived after 20 min and we had a chat . . . what else can you do . . .

So we jumped into the truck and off to the garage . . .

So he gave me a bottle of water and tuut tuut there we go . . .

The driver started talking about cars but he actually was a biker

So he went through almost all brands but Suzuki was the best . . .

Just to let you know Sir riding my bike I actually met my ex-girl . . .

"Mmmmmm amazing . . . what bikes can do" I replied

Oh yes Sir it was quite a story . . . I'll tell you the whole thing . .

"OK I am all ears" ;-)

So I was riding my bike and at a stop for coffee there where 2 nice beautiful black ladies about 30 years old

You know Sir with the whole package . . .

BTW he was 35 I guess . . . about 300 lbs . . . but nicely dressed and his hair styled . . . good smelling perfume . . .
Not a copy of Brad Pitt . . . but neither am I . . . .

"So I started talking to them and both wanted a ride on my bike"

"But one of them was really huge and I told her my bike had a weight restriction . . . so I took the other girl since I liked her more"

"Mmmmmmm smart trick" I replied

"Yes Sir she was so beautiful and she had so great breasts . . ."

"Mmmmmm did she ?"

"Oh yes Sir she did. But I don't want to be offensive but do you know something about breasts ?"

"We'll I have seen some during the years why ?"

We'll the first girl had a EE cup and my ex girlfriend only a DD . . .

The first-time we rode together on my bike it was like having 2 airbags in my back . . .

She told me that she wanted to ride the bike and I didn't complained Sir . . .

Do you know what I had in my hand . . .

And the story kept going during my ride in his truck . . .

So thank you AAA I really didn't know that I also had a subscription on Discovery . . .

We'll typing this story my cheeks still hurt thinking back at this DD/EE tower . . .

Hopefully nobody is shocked but I had to tell this story

The USA . . . quite an experience

And no . . . he did not wear a Rolex . . . but I did . . .

What a day . . .

HAGOne

Wesley Crusher · 21 October 2014, 01:03 PM

Thank you for sharing this story. I had a good laugh.

East Bay Rider · 21 October 2014, 01:09 PM

Did the entertainment cost extra?
Good luck with your car repair.

Kingair · 21 October 2014, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wesley Crusher

Thank you for sharing this story. I had a good laugh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by East Bay Rider

Did the entertainment cost extra?
Good luck with your car repair.

We'll I enjoyed it . . . finally this guy still puts, a, smile on my face thinking about him and his girlfriends

The car will be fixed . . . . insurance ;-)

Have a nice evening my friends

Laszlo · 21 October 2014, 02:08 PM

Hahaha, great story. Really made me laugh. Especially the two airbags.

Presa canary · 21 October 2014, 02:11 PM

Great story. But aaa for the oil light coming on after 50 ft? My oil lights been on for a week. Guess I better get on that

GradyPhilpott · 21 October 2014, 02:11 PM

Some tow truck drivers and taxi drivers have a knack for entertaining banter.

It's always fun to get a good one.

And yes, I unfortunately had a car that had to be towed so many times that GEICO sent me a note offering suggestions on how to keep a car from breaking down, so I've shared the cab with quite a few tow truck drivers.

That car was stolen from my apartment parking lot and honestly, it was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Andad · 21 October 2014, 02:15 PM

Good one Marc.

EE????

cop414 · 21 October 2014, 08:49 PM

Marc, you started my morning off with a good belly laugh, thanks I needed it!

JohnBaker3 · 21 October 2014, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GradyPhilpott

That car was stolen from my apartment parking lot and honestly, it was the best thing that ever happened to me.

I think I know who stole your car.....it was GEICO !!

Thatguy · 22 October 2014, 01:29 AM

Much better than a grumpy driver!

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Tri-Tip · 22 October 2014, 10:05 AM

First of all, I'm surprised you got an English speaking tow truck driver.

Sounds like he should have written down that story and sent it to Penthouse magazine.

Kingair · 22 October 2014, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cop414

Marc, you started my morning off with a good belly laugh, thanks I needed it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnBaker3

I think I know who stole your car.....it was GEICO !!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thatguy

Much better than a grumpy driver!

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tri-Tip

First of all, I'm surprised you got an English speaking tow truck driver.

Sounds like he should have written down that story and sent it to Penthouse magazine.

Your welcome guys

What a hell of a driver . . . .

GB-man · 22 October 2014, 02:08 PM

Sounds about right marc.

RR has lights coming on. Check

Entertaining tow truck driver. Check

Marc is wearing a rolex. Check

I love funny conversations like that. Breaks up the monotony.

21 October 2014, 12:58 PM	#1
Kingair "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: USA Watch: Not enough ;-) Posts: 21,232	Being towed . . . what a story . . . . Last year I was towed because of a flat rear tire on my Corvette Today I started Mrs Range and suddenly the oil pressure light came on Downtown LA . . . Now luckily I only drove 50 ft and cut the engine so hopefully it's just the oil pump or a oil line that's blocked BTW car came out of service Saturday evening . . . AAA Premier . . . here we go . . . So the tower arrived after 20 min and we had a chat . . . what else can you do . . . So we jumped into the truck and off to the garage . . . So he gave me a bottle of water and tuut tuut there we go . . . The driver started talking about cars but he actually was a biker So he went through almost all brands but Suzuki was the best . . . Just to let you know Sir riding my bike I actually met my ex-girl . . . "Mmmmmm amazing . . . what bikes can do" I replied Oh yes Sir it was quite a story . . . I'll tell you the whole thing . . "OK I am all ears" ;-) So I was riding my bike and at a stop for coffee there where 2 nice beautiful black ladies about 30 years old You know Sir with the whole package . . . BTW he was 35 I guess . . . about 300 lbs . . . but nicely dressed and his hair styled . . . good smelling perfume . . . Not a copy of Brad Pitt . . . but neither am I . . . . "So I started talking to them and both wanted a ride on my bike" "But one of them was really huge and I told her my bike had a weight restriction . . . so I took the other girl since I liked her more" "Mmmmmmm smart trick" I replied "Yes Sir she was so beautiful and she had so great breasts . . ." "Mmmmmm did she ?" "Oh yes Sir she did. But I don't want to be offensive but do you know something about breasts ?" "We'll I have seen some during the years why ?" We'll the first girl had a EE cup and my ex girlfriend only a DD . . . The first-time we rode together on my bike it was like having 2 airbags in my back . . . She told me that she wanted to ride the bike and I didn't complained Sir . . . Do you know what I had in my hand . . . And the story kept going during my ride in his truck . . . So thank you AAA I really didn't know that I also had a subscription on Discovery . . . We'll typing this story my cheeks still hurt thinking back at this DD/EE tower . . . Hopefully nobody is shocked but I had to tell this story The USA . . . quite an experience And no . . . he did not wear a Rolex . . . but I did . . . What a day . . . HAGOne

21 October 2014, 01:09 PM	#3
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21 October 2014, 02:08 PM	#5
Laszlo 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Watch: Date & No Date Posts: 10,868	Hahaha, great story. Really made me laugh. Especially the two airbags. __________________ "You might as well question why we breathe. If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die." Paul Henreid as Victor Laszlo in Casablanca

21 October 2014, 02:11 PM	#7
GradyPhilpott 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: New Mexico Watch: Seiko #SRK047 Posts: 34,460	Some tow truck drivers and taxi drivers have a knack for entertaining banter. It's always fun to get a good one. And yes, I unfortunately had a car that had to be towed so many times that GEICO sent me a note offering suggestions on how to keep a car from breaking down, so I've shared the cab with quite a few tow truck drivers. That car was stolen from my apartment parking lot and honestly, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. __________________ JJ Inaugural TRF $50 Watch Challenge Winner

21 October 2014, 02:15 PM	#8
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,533	Good one Marc. EE???? __________________ E

21 October 2014, 01:03 PM	#2
Wesley Crusher "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Real Name: Wes Location: Holosuite Posts: 6,345	Thank you for sharing this story. I had a good laugh.

21 October 2014, 02:11 PM	#6
Presa canary "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Real Name: Justin Location: Pa Watch: Explorer ii Posts: 3,155	Great story. But aaa for the oil light coming on after 50 ft? My oil lights been on for a week. Guess I better get on that

21 October 2014, 08:49 PM	#9
cop414 TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Tim Location: Pennsylvania Watch: 14060M Posts: 72,246	Marc, you started my morning off with a good belly laugh, thanks I needed it! __________________ Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED

22 October 2014, 01:29 AM	#11
Thatguy "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Real Name: Wayne Location: California Watch: Rolex, PAM Posts: 3,302	Much better than a grumpy driver! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

22 October 2014, 10:05 AM	#12
Tri-Tip "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: CA, USA Watch: Out!!! Posts: 6,474	First of all, I'm surprised you got an English speaking tow truck driver. Sounds like he should have written down that story and sent it to Penthouse magazine.

22 October 2014, 02:08 PM	#14
GB-man 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: USA Watch: addiction issues Posts: 37,355	Sounds about right marc. RR has lights coming on. Check Entertaining tow truck driver. Check Marc is wearing a rolex. Check I love funny conversations like that. Breaks up the monotony.

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