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20 December 2014, 10:23 AM
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Good News and Bad News
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”.
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”. The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million”. The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?” The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you screwing your secretary”. 
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20 December 2014, 04:53 PM
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22 December 2014, 07:49 PM
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28 December 2014, 09:22 PM
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28 December 2014, 09:31 PM
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29 December 2014, 10:07 AM
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15 April 2015, 12:47 PM
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16 April 2015, 02:20 AM
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