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1 May 2015, 06:40 AM | #1 |
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An excuse to get out to play Golf
Boxing day last year I was playing a four ball and the other three players were moaning how much it had cost them to get a pass out from their wives for the morning.
The first said it had cost him a large diamond ring as a peace offering to his wife. The second said that is nothing I have had to send my wife and her mother on a world cruise. What's more the way I am playing I should have gone with them. The third golfer said you both got off very light. A world cruise, a diamond ring that is nothing to what I have had agree to. The mother in law moving in with us, a week shopping in New York, a nice new Audi TT for the wife and a whole wardrobe of new clothes for the both of them. By this time I was roaring with Laughter. What is a matter with you they asked in unison. I shook my head and said, diamond rings, new cars, world cruisers. Well what did it cost you they asked-Nothing was my reply-Absolutely nothing. I said when I woke up I gave her a big wet kiss and said today is a good day for golf and sex. She replied-"It's cold out there don't forget your pullover!" |
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Last week he said: It's a good day for intercourse or golfcourse.
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