A man walks into a bar with a paper bag

[Sperry]

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart.

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

"There's a genie outside giving out wishes," the man says.

The bartender in his excitement runs towards the door and outside to get his wish while the man at the bar yells after him, "don't forget to speak loudly!" But the bartender was already out the door.

A minute later the bartender comes back in and out of nowhere ducks start appearing everywhere. Quack, quack, quack, GUAC, GUAC, quack, quack...

"What the hell? Is that Genie deaf or something?" The bartender says, "I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

"Well, I told you to speak loudly. Do you really think I wished for a 9 inch pianist?"

[Hairdude1]

[MonBK]

:)

[Rogdogg]

Very Good!

[Psmith]

[Bangel]

[Hamish]

Funny

[Andad]

Trust me to get a deaf witch.

[Bisquitlips]

[swatty]

[jamesmay]

:)

[Frosty]

[subtona]

hahaha

[evn137]

Laughing so hard I got tears!

[Poly]

Great

[bdex75]

Now that's some funny stuff there.


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