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Old 8 January 2015, 03:59 PM   #1
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Four CEOs (Work/Child safe).

Four CEOs meet up at a bar.

It's the CEO of Budweiser, CEO of Heineken, CEO of Carlsberg and CEO of Guinness.

The CEO from Budweiser orders a Bud and says "the best selling beer in America" and enjoys a sip.

The CEO of Heineken orders himself a Heineken, says "the best selling beer in Europe" and takes a sip.

The CEO of Carlsberg takes a bottle of Carlsberg, takes a sip and say "probably the best beer in the world".

The CEO of Guinness askes the bartender if he can have Pepsi, all the other CEOs spit out their beer and start laughing at him and asks why he don't order a beer. The CEO of Guiness shrugs and said "if you girls ain't ordering beer, then neither am I."
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Old 8 January 2015, 08:27 PM   #2
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Old 8 January 2015, 08:30 PM   #3
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Old 8 January 2015, 11:23 PM   #4
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Old 9 January 2015, 09:28 AM   #5
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Old 9 January 2015, 09:50 AM   #6
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Ha. Good one and true. Though I don't mind Budweiser.


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Old 9 January 2015, 12:44 PM   #7
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Old 10 January 2015, 08:59 PM   #8
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Old 11 January 2015, 02:10 AM   #9
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Old 11 January 2015, 07:17 AM   #10
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Didn't see that one coming. Good one.
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Old 12 January 2015, 05:29 AM   #11
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Old 12 January 2015, 09:08 AM   #12
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Old 12 January 2015, 11:37 AM   #13
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Old 13 January 2015, 03:18 PM   #14
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Old 5 February 2015, 03:14 PM   #15
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Old 3 June 2015, 10:58 AM   #17
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Old 6 June 2015, 04:24 PM   #18
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Old 7 June 2015, 07:41 AM   #19
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Old 10 June 2015, 06:45 AM   #20
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Old 10 June 2015, 07:27 AM   #21
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