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Old 1 October 2015, 02:52 PM   #1
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Drinks

Mr Singh is served whiskey on a Flight.
The Flight attendant asks the Priest seated next to him, whether he would like a drink too?
Priest: "I would rather be raped by a dozen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips".
Mr Singh returns the drink saying:"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice".....😂😂
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Old 1 October 2015, 02:59 PM   #2
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Old 1 October 2015, 04:32 PM   #3
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Rolex uses rare elves to polish the platinum. They have a union deal and make like $90 per hour and get time and half on weekends.
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Old 1 October 2015, 05:02 PM   #4
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Old 1 October 2015, 06:22 PM   #5
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Old 2 October 2015, 02:34 AM   #6
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I have a priest friend that will like that one.
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Old 2 October 2015, 02:47 AM   #7
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Old 2 October 2015, 08:59 AM   #9
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Old 3 October 2015, 11:40 PM   #10
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Old 6 October 2015, 06:51 AM   #11
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Old 6 October 2015, 01:32 PM   #12
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I wanna be on that flight too.
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