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Sperry · 4 March 2016, 09:43 AM

Sven & Ole worked together and both were laid off work, so they went to the unemployment office.

Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classified as unskilled labor, so she gave him $300 a week employment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, "Panty stichers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor."

"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven puts them over his head and says, yah, diesel fitter."

BBL · 4 March 2016, 09:56 AM

Hahahaaa
Very funny !

Psmith · 4 March 2016, 10:54 AM

Lordofrolex · 4 March 2016, 10:57 AM

lol

Hairdude1 · 4 March 2016, 12:37 PM

cop414 · 5 March 2016, 08:45 AM

Bisquitlips · 12 March 2016, 04:40 PM

swatty · 13 March 2016, 06:56 PM

4 March 2016, 09:43 AM	#1
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	Sven & Ole worked together and both were laid off Sven & Ole worked together and both were laid off work, so they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classified as unskilled labor, so she gave him $300 a week employment pay. Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week. When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stichers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor." "What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven puts them over his head and says, yah, diesel fitter."

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