ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

mailman · 7 August 2008, 07:05 AM

I went to the Dr today for my annual physical. Went for blood work last week so the results could be back in time.

My Dr proceeds to tell me every thing's good. Blood pressure, EKG, cholesterol..blah ,blah, blah.

My question is this; He has my chart in front of him so he knows everything about me. Why then does he ask me every year, with the most devilish smile if I'm 40 yet

BTW, I forgot to mention that he's from India and sounds exactly like JJ when he talks

Jimbits76 · 7 August 2008, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

Why then does he ask me every year, with the most devilish smile if I'm 40 yet

As soon as you tell him, he'll have that glove on faster than you can clench buddy!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll be in the same boat as me and my probing bastid aliens!!!!!!!!!!

J

redshirt1957 · 7 August 2008, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

I went to the Dr today for my annual physical. Went for blood work last week so the results could be back in time.

My Dr proceeds to tell me every thing's good. Blood pressure, EKG, cholesterol..blah ,blah, blah.

My question is this; He has my chart in front of him so he knows everything about me. Why then does he ask me every year, with the most devilish smile if I'm 40 yet

BTW, I forgot to mention that he's from India and sounds exactly like JJ when he talks

To put it in a more Redneck way than ole' Jim did above; he is sizing your up for one or two fingers.

arttay10 · 7 August 2008, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

To put it in a more Redneck way than ole' Jim did above; he is sizing your up for one or two fingers.

Art161 · 7 August 2008, 07:29 AM

I can't figure out why my doctor asks me if my ankles are swollen. It's not as though he's walking with a white cane that has a red tip. But I don't want to mess with a guy who has one or two boxes of latex gloves handy.

Lisa · 7 August 2008, 07:30 AM

My doc asked me the same thing - but it was so I could have the old girls squished in a vice. And there were pictures.

redshirt1957 · 7 August 2008, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

My doc asked me the same thing - but it was so I could have the old girls squished in a vice. And there were pictures.

Looks like I need a new poster!!!!!!

Jimbits76 · 7 August 2008, 07:32 AM

Quote:

My doc asked me the same thing - but it was so I could have the old girls squished in a vice. And there were pictures.

Must be the time here but that took me a while to get.

I was thinking how the heck do you get those parts into a vice without being inside out.

Then it dawned on me.....Tube Socks!!!!!!!!!!!!

J

oneillba · 7 August 2008, 08:06 AM

Sounds like, "turn your head and cough". Don't worry, it's not that bad.

Carolina · 7 August 2008, 08:11 AM

Paulie, at least you don't have the dreaded OB/Gyn visit each year...

abigsecret · 7 August 2008, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carolina

Paulie, at least you don't have the dreaded OB/Gyn visit each year...

Each year... each month right now! Good thing they don't "check" every visit now!

Carolina · 7 August 2008, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abigsecret

Each year... each month right now! Good thing they don't "check" every visit now!

Oh Mireyna, just wait until labor. After that, you don't care so much who looks at what!

(just kidding - it's not that bad!)

Lisa · 7 August 2008, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abigsecret

Each year... each month right now! Good thing they don't "check" every visit now!

How many weeks are you now, Mireyna? And how's your cold?

BLSampson · 7 August 2008, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

To put it in a more Redneck way than ole' Jim did above; he is sizing your up for one or two fingers.

I hate when they are out of lubricant

Lisa · 7 August 2008, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Looks like I need a new poster!!!!!!

Man, you are quick this afternoon.

BLSampson · 7 August 2008, 08:20 AM

On a different note but in the same area, I get my colon checked

on Friday so I will be online a lot tomorrow night.

Lisa · 7 August 2008, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oneillba

Sounds like, "turn your head and cough". Don't worry, it's not that bad.

Bitsy's probaby putting the X's on the calendar with giddy anticipation.

Lisa · 7 August 2008, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Must be the time here but that took me a while to get.

I was thinking how the heck do you get those parts into a vice without being inside out.

Then it dawned on me.....Tube Socks!!!!!!!!!!!!

J

Dude, I don't even have to get up from my Cosmo in the waiting room!

redshirt1957 · 7 August 2008, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carolina

Oh Mireyna, just wait until labor. After that, you don't care so much who looks at what!

(just kidding - it's not that bad!)

Been there for the last four and delivered one, with the guidance of a mid-wife. All I can say is WOW. Well, I could say about a 100 things, but oh hell who is kidding who, right? My current wife had all four natural and she could have cared less if the homeless were watching and filming. She just wanted the little squids out of their hidding place. Some things stretch more than others.

. Now pulling out the placenta, that is harder than the birth. Too much information.

redshirt1957 · 7 August 2008, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Man, you are quick this afternoon.

Now, you sound like all of my wives!

pwrslider · 7 August 2008, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Dude, I don't even have to get up from my Cosmo in the waiting room!

Carolina · 7 August 2008, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Been there for the last four and delivered one, with the guidance of a mid-wife. All I can say is WOW. Well, I could say about a 100 things, but oh hell who is kidding who, right? My current wife had all four natural and she could have cared less if the homeless were watching and filming. She just wanted the little squids out of their hidding place. Some things stretch more than others.

. Now pulling out the placenta, that is harder than the birth. Too much information.

My first was almost completely natural (and my second was not). I am impressed!

Lisa · 7 August 2008, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLSampson

On a different note but in the same area, I get my colon checked

on Friday so I will be online a lot tomorrow night.

In between visits to the loo?

redshirt1957 · 7 August 2008, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

In between visits to the loo?

I see who is now quick on the draw. Best to take it out on us than the hubby in the basement.

. Hey, I am in the basement as we type.

Lisa · 7 August 2008, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I see who is now quick on the draw. Best to take it out on us than the hubby in the basement.

. Hey, I am in the basement as we type.

All respect is due to Bryan - that is one procedure I would not care to undergo. My time will come, and I'll do it, but still.... Brave man, Bryan.

abigsecret · 7 August 2008, 09:11 AM

1st: I'm 28 weeks today.
2nd: I don't worry about who "sees" me, I just really don't like the "feeling".
3rd: I'm having a C-section due to my medical history.

Joe, I'm very impressed you helped your wife with delivering a baby!

abigsecret · 7 August 2008, 09:12 AM

Oh, and 4th: my cold is not much better; I just went to the pharmacy to pick up some Robitussin Cough and Cold, which is safe according to the doc's office!

redshirt1957 · 7 August 2008, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abigsecret

1st: I'm 28 weeks today.
2nd: I don't worry about who "sees" me, I just really don't like the "feeling".
3rd: I'm having a C-section due to my medical history.

Joe, I'm very impressed you helped your wife with delivering a baby!

Get used to number 2 or "feeling" as someone has to reach in and turn the placenta inside out before removing. I birthed cows as a young lad so was used to the procedure. Don't be impressed, I am a professional pervert.

redshirt1957 · 7 August 2008, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abigsecret

Oh, and 4th: my cold is not much better; I just went to the pharmacy to pick up some Robitussin Cough and Cold, which is safe according to the doc's office!

A summer cold! Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon.

Lisa · 7 August 2008, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abigsecret

Oh, and 4th: my cold is not much better; I just went to the pharmacy to pick up some Robitussin Cough and Cold, which is safe according to the doc's office!

Sorry to hear that. There doesn't seem to be much stuff you can take when pregnant.

When are you going to share the name you've chosen for your daughter, Mireyna? Do we have to wait until she's born?

7 August 2008, 07:05 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Dr Visit I went to the Dr today for my annual physical. Went for blood work last week so the results could be back in time. My Dr proceeds to tell me every thing's good. Blood pressure, EKG, cholesterol..blah ,blah, blah. My question is this; He has my chart in front of him so he knows everything about me. Why then does he ask me every year, with the most devilish smile if I'm 40 yet BTW, I forgot to mention that he's from India and sounds exactly like JJ when he talks __________________ JJ

7 August 2008, 07:29 AM	#5
Art161 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: Art Location: San Francisco Watch: Sundial Posts: 2,266	I can't figure out why my doctor asks me if my ankles are swollen. It's not as though he's walking with a white cane that has a red tip. But I don't want to mess with a guy who has one or two boxes of latex gloves handy. __________________ Rolex SS Oyster Perpetual no date, TT Datejust Member #13992 HM Power to the Superlative Panda, officially certified! HMPanda eats, shoots and leaves. Rolexers do it with perpetual movements.

7 August 2008, 08:06 AM	#9
oneillba "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Hamilton, MI USA Watch: My beloved TT DJ Posts: 3,831	Sounds like, "turn your head and cough". Don't worry, it's not that bad. __________________ My Trusty TT DJ

7 August 2008, 08:11 AM	#10
Carolina "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Carolina Watch: it, Bubba! Posts: 6,271	Paulie, at least you don't have the dreaded OB/Gyn visit each year... __________________ . .Member #5380 .

7 August 2008, 08:20 AM	#16
BLSampson "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Bryan Location: Kansas City, MO Watch: TT Blue Submariner Posts: 930	On a different note but in the same area, I get my colon checked on Friday so I will be online a lot tomorrow night. __________________ Yoboman "People sleep safely in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

7 August 2008, 07:30 AM	#6
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	My doc asked me the same thing - but it was so I could have the old girls squished in a vice. And there were pictures.

7 August 2008, 09:11 AM	#26
abigsecret "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Mireyna Location: s o t r Watch: your back! Posts: 2,282	1st: I'm 28 weeks today. 2nd: I don't worry about who "sees" me, I just really don't like the "feeling". 3rd: I'm having a C-section due to my medical history. Joe, I'm very impressed you helped your wife with delivering a baby! __________________ #6267 He who knows no foreign language does not know his own.-Goethe

7 August 2008, 09:12 AM	#27
abigsecret "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Mireyna Location: s o t r Watch: your back! Posts: 2,282	Oh, and 4th: my cold is not much better; I just went to the pharmacy to pick up some Robitussin Cough and Cold, which is safe according to the doc's office! __________________ #6267 He who knows no foreign language does not know his own.-Goethe

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)