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Old 26 February 2017, 10:24 PM   #1
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Police officer pulled me over... part 2

An elderly couple were driving through Georgia on the way to their home in Florida when they were pulled over by the police.

The officer approached the old man driving the car and asked for his license and insurance card.

The old woman, who was hard of hearing, asked what the officer said. The old man shouted, HE WANTS MY LICENSE AND INSURANCE CARD.

The officer commented to the old man that he noticed they are from New York. The old woman again asked what was said, and the old man shouted HE KNOWS WE ARE FROM NEW YORK.

The officer commented that he was in New York once, and the old man shouted to his wife, HE'S BEEN TO NEW YORK.

The officer commented that he had met a woman there and it was the worst sex he'd ever had. The old man shouted HE KNOWS YOU.
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Old 27 February 2017, 12:14 AM   #2
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Old 27 February 2017, 01:48 AM   #3
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hahahaha nice one Abdullah!
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Old 27 February 2017, 01:48 AM   #4
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Old 27 February 2017, 08:47 AM   #5
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Old 27 February 2017, 12:43 PM   #7
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Old 28 February 2017, 01:14 PM   #8
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Old 1 March 2017, 10:23 AM   #9
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Old 17 March 2017, 06:40 PM   #14
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Old 18 March 2017, 10:38 AM   #15
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Old 18 March 2017, 08:55 PM   #16
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Old 18 March 2017, 10:14 PM   #17
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