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abigsecret · 12 September 2008, 07:28 AM

I am a Tosserette

Who would have thought!

I feel honored!

redshirt1957 · 12 September 2008, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

Spoken like a native

...........not sure which country though!!!

Working for EBU News and Sports I learned a lot of things like the difference between a slappy and slapper and things of such nature. But when it came to learning all the other languages of my employer; boy did I memorize phares and mix and match. I had a cheat sheet a mile long. All was well until I had to speak to the French. They would just look at me, shake their head and say "t u es completement debile". I have forgotten 99% of what I learned.

jdc · 12 September 2008, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Working for EBU News and Sports I learned a lot of things like the difference between a slappy and slapper and things of such nature. But when it came to learning all the other languages of my employer; boy did I memorize phares and mix and match. I had a cheat sheet a mile long. All was well until I had to speak to the French. They would just look at me, shake their head and say "t u es completement debile". I have forgotten 99% of what I learned.

They must have been Parisians

mailman · 12 September 2008, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Jocke

Come on guys, now try to beat me.

There is only space for one at the top.

Goodnight.

Jocke

I gladly relinquish my crown to you Jocke

You earned it

redshirt1957 · 12 September 2008, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I gladly relinquish my crown to you Jocke

You earned it

What have I done!

I now realize that with the dirty money I sent JJ he still put me in a Moderator sandwich. I am looking up at you and being squeezed from behind by Frans, Ed, and Allan. I am totally screwed. A redneck verison of The Sting. I should have known. Damn you all.

:che ers:

. This shall be my last post.

:twi t:. Well maybe until I sell all these damn watches at bargin basement prices.

Prince · 12 September 2008, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I gladly relinquish my crown to you Jocke

You earned it

Ain't that the truth!

Prince · 12 September 2008, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by abigsecret

I am a Tosserette

Who would have thought!

I feel honored!

As well you should, Mireyna. It places you with the TRF elite, my dear!

However, the rest of the world would throw us all in the funny farm if they knew!

Carolina · 12 September 2008, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

As well you should, Mireyna. It places you with the TRF elite, my dear!

However, the rest of the world would throw us all in the funny farm if they knew!

Um, Allan - this is the funny farm!

swatty · 12 September 2008, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Um, Allan - this is the funny farm!

You got that right Carolina

JimSnyder · 12 September 2008, 09:22 AM

I'm trying like hell to ruin this damn party, but I just can't come up with anything

Terry Newton · 12 September 2008, 09:32 AM

7. Terry Newton (the good guy tosser). I'm honored to be amongst such heady friends.

I have such a reputation to live up to.

And I was just about to say; "No wonder we won the war against the British".

Toodle-do and pips?

Blimey them Brits can't speak a lick of proper English.

Terry Newton

Ashley · 12 September 2008, 12:48 PM

It's about darn time that you made this list, JJ! And I'm my favourite number, 3!

TheVTCGuy · 12 September 2008, 02:19 PM

I.... I ... I didn't make the list! OH JJ! .. Where did I let you down?

JimSnyder · 12 September 2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

I.... I ... I didn't make the list! OH JJ! .. Where did I let you down?

Paul check out my list. You are more then welcome to be on it. Who needs to be on JJ list any ways

jasonbellevue · 12 September 2008, 04:38 PM

Woot! Yay, I made the Top 20...I'm honored JJ

swatty · 12 September 2008, 07:47 PM

I just read every reply and i'm on the floor laughing

In an effort to get higher on the list can I add .

New Zealand : where the men are men and the sheep keep moving

jdc · 12 September 2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry Newton

Toodle-do and pips?

Blimey them Brits can't speak a lick of proper English.

Terry Newton

Never underestimate Terry, used in the right context they can spark terror in the fiercest enemy

The Scots go into battle with bagpipes, the English on a barrage of toodle pips, I may be wrong but I think it is the Paras motto

Jimbits76 · 12 September 2008, 08:19 PM

I heard once that the French rereated from Trafalgar following an intense barrage of Toodle Pips!!!!!

In the Somme, the Germans crumpled under the electric "What Ho"s.

J

jdc · 12 September 2008, 08:24 PM

and the Womens Corps battle cry of "Jolly hockey sticks" had them retreating on the North West Frontier

Jimbits76 · 12 September 2008, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jdc

and the Womens Corps battle cry of "Jolly hockey sticks" had them retreating on the North West Frontier

Brings a tear to me eye. Bless those brave souls.

Bless em!

J

jdc · 12 September 2008, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Brings a tear to me eye. Bless those brave souls.

Bless em!

J

Amen, cup of tea Jimbo? Shall I be mother?

Jimbits76 · 12 September 2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jdc

Amen, cup of tea Jimbo? Shall I be mother?

Crumpets or scones old bean?

J

jdc · 12 September 2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Crumpets or scones old bean?

J

Top hole old chap. I'll warm the pot, milk first I presume, any chance of a cucumber sandwich....crust off of course

Jimbits76 · 12 September 2008, 10:08 PM

cucumber sandwiches with Pimms old chap.

Would you be as so kind to pass the borage young fellow!

J

redshirt1957 · 12 September 2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jdc

Top hole old chap. I'll warm the pot, milk first I presume, any chance of a cucumber sandwich....crust off of course

Funny how that term has a different meaning down south.

Never gave the crust a thought when serving.

jdc · 12 September 2008, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Funny how that term has a different meaning down south.

Never gave the crust a thought when serving.

What ho Jimbo, I think we have a foreign interloper in our midst, would you mind showing him out of the servants door?

Jimbits76 · 12 September 2008, 11:59 PM

Savages with their uncouth vulgarities,

Get thee to thy scullery, colonial varmint!

J

jdc · 13 September 2008, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Savages with their uncouth vulgarities,

Get thee to thy scullery, colonial varmint!

J

And tell him to stop bothering Nanny about cucumber sandwiches

Jimbits76 · 13 September 2008, 12:08 AM

My goodness!!!

The general brutish behaviour of one so droll, bothering our beloved nanny regaling her with his "hillbilly" ways.

Never in one's life, Martin!

Nanny tells one that this maladjusted explample colonial thuggery was quoted as saying to her "It ain't just my neck that's red darlin', wanna peek?"

Well I never. Poor nanny came over all funny and found herself in a real tizzy!

J

jdc · 13 September 2008, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

My goodness!!!

The general brutish behaviour of one so droll, bothering our beloved nanny regaling her with his "hillbilly" ways.

Never in one's life, Martin!

Nanny tells one that this maladjusted explample colonial thuggery was quoted as saying to her "It ain't just my neck that's red darlin', wanna peek?"

Well I never. Poor nanny came over all funny and found herself in a real tizzy!

J

How terribly queer, poor Nanny, its so difficult getting the right help these days, we don't want her upset. Just make sure you keep the ragamuffin away from the horses, they do scare quite easily

12 September 2008, 07:28 AM	#91
abigsecret "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Mireyna Location: s o t r Watch: your back! Posts: 2,282	I am a Tosserette Who would have thought! I feel honored! __________________ #6267 He who knows no foreign language does not know his own.-Goethe

12 September 2008, 09:22 AM	#100
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,726	I'm trying like hell to ruin this damn party, but I just can't come up with anything __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

12 September 2008, 09:32 AM	#101
Terry Newton "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Terry Newton Location: Michigan Watch: Rolex TT GMT II c Posts: 6,644	7. Terry Newton (the good guy tosser). I'm honored to be amongst such heady friends. I have such a reputation to live up to. And I was just about to say; "No wonder we won the war against the British". Toodle-do and pips? Blimey them Brits can't speak a lick of proper English. Terry Newton __________________ Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth "Z" SS Date Submariner "Z" TT GMT-Master IIc

12 September 2008, 04:38 PM	#105
jasonbellevue "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Real Name: Jason Location: at home Posts: 5,098	Woot! Yay, I made the Top 20...I'm honored JJ __________________

12 September 2008, 12:48 PM	#102
Ashley "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Ashley Location: Calgary Posts: 6,967	It's about darn time that you made this list, JJ! And I'm my favourite number, 3!

12 September 2008, 02:19 PM	#103
TheVTCGuy Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Paul Location: San Diego Watch: 126619LB Posts: 21,540	I.... I ... I didn't make the list! OH JJ! .. Where did I let you down?

12 September 2008, 07:47 PM	#106
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	I just read every reply and i'm on the floor laughing In an effort to get higher on the list can I add . New Zealand : where the men are men and the sheep keep moving

12 September 2008, 08:19 PM	#108
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	I heard once that the French rereated from Trafalgar following an intense barrage of Toodle Pips!!!!! In the Somme, the Germans crumpled under the electric "What Ho"s. J

12 September 2008, 08:24 PM	#109
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	and the Womens Corps battle cry of "Jolly hockey sticks" had them retreating on the North West Frontier

12 September 2008, 10:08 PM	#114
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	cucumber sandwiches with Pimms old chap. Would you be as so kind to pass the borage young fellow! J

12 September 2008, 11:59 PM	#117
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Savages with their uncouth vulgarities, Get thee to thy scullery, colonial varmint! J

13 September 2008, 12:08 AM	#119
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	My goodness!!! The general brutish behaviour of one so droll, bothering our beloved nanny regaling her with his "hillbilly" ways. Never in one's life, Martin! Nanny tells one that this maladjusted explample colonial thuggery was quoted as saying to her "It ain't just my neck that's red darlin', wanna peek?" Well I never. Poor nanny came over all funny and found herself in a real tizzy! J

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