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Old 6 November 2017, 06:29 AM   #1
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Icon20 Riddles made easy

Sorry there not jokes but intended as a little humorous fun

Please feel free to add your own -

01 - What always ends everything?

02 - A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son but the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. Who is the doctor?

03 - What do an island and the letter T have in common?

04 - What`s your`s that everybody uses ?
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Old 6 November 2017, 02:11 PM   #2
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03- they are both in the middle of waTer
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Old 6 November 2017, 02:54 PM   #5
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Old 7 November 2017, 07:00 AM   #6
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Thanks all well just a bit of fun will post a few more for you to ponder over
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Old 7 November 2017, 07:03 AM   #7
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I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.?

Yet another nice n easy one P's no cheating on Google's vast knowledge of everything known in the universe.
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Old 7 November 2017, 07:05 AM   #8
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Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards?

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Old 7 November 2017, 07:08 AM   #9
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A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.

Darryl: What's the day? I dont think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.

Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.

Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.

Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.

Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.

Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.

David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.

If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?

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Why do French people like to eat snails?
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Old 10 November 2017, 05:29 AM   #12
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Why do French people like to eat snails?
Well I'm only guessing but maybe they don't like fast foods !!
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