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Dr. Robert · 2 December 2017, 06:45 AM

A guy goes into a restaurant for breakfast at Christmas time. after looking over the menu he orders eggs Benedict. When his breakfast arrives, it’s served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, “What’s with the hubcap?”
The waiter sings “there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”

BNA/LION · 2 December 2017, 06:47 AM

Hairdude1 · 8 December 2017, 11:21 AM

AzPaul · 11 December 2017, 10:57 AM

BBL · 11 December 2017, 11:26 AM

very cute!
DM

cop414 · 11 December 2017, 12:34 PM

Contused · 11 December 2017, 10:48 PM

GradyPhilpott · 12 December 2017, 03:34 AM

Tony64 · 12 December 2017, 10:06 AM

So bad that it's good.

Reminds me of this one...

The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play. After a few drinks they started getting louder and louder until finally, the desk clerk couldn't take any more and kicked them out.

The next morning the Manager called the clerk into his office and told him there had been many complaints about his being so rude to the hotel guests....instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy. The clerk responded, "I'm sorry, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

hsfrank · 13 December 2017, 11:32 PM

Or this one:

A group of weather men and their spouses were sitting around discussing the local climate. Olaf, the Scandinavian weatherman suggested that it would be clear, cold and sunny. Rudy, the weatherman from Moscow , suggested that precipitation was in order for the day. Egos being what they were a heated argument ensued. Whereupon, Anke , Olaf’s wife ,said “ don’t be silly, Rudolph the red, knows rain dear”

2 December 2017, 06:45 AM	#1
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12 December 2017, 10:06 AM	#9
Tony64 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 2,796	So bad that it's good. Reminds me of this one... The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play. After a few drinks they started getting louder and louder until finally, the desk clerk couldn't take any more and kicked them out. The next morning the Manager called the clerk into his office and told him there had been many complaints about his being so rude to the hotel guests....instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy. The clerk responded, "I'm sorry, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

13 December 2017, 11:32 PM	#10
hsfrank "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Herbert Frank Location: Middletown,De Watch: President Posts: 1,641	Or this one: A group of weather men and their spouses were sitting around discussing the local climate. Olaf, the Scandinavian weatherman suggested that it would be clear, cold and sunny. Rudy, the weatherman from Moscow , suggested that precipitation was in order for the day. Egos being what they were a heated argument ensued. Whereupon, Anke , Olaf’s wife ,said “ don’t be silly, Rudolph the red, knows rain dear” __________________ Time and Tide wait for no man Rolex Cellini 4133 Tudor North Flag HERS: Rolex TTDJ Last edited by hsfrank; 13 December 2017 at 11:32 PM.. Reason: Spelling

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