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Old 27 April 2018, 09:48 AM   #1
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An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he
is looking for work."



The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."



The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."



The Canadian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. A year and a half
ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him
Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
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Old 27 April 2018, 09:50 AM   #2
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Old 27 April 2018, 02:58 PM   #3
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Sure it was Canada?
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Old 27 April 2018, 04:59 PM   #4
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I enjoy this forum more when people don't share their political views.
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Old 27 April 2018, 05:08 PM   #5
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I don't know which is funniest Milof.

The joke or your comment.

The last ten times I heard that one it was ten different countries.

Have some time out its Friday.
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Old 27 April 2018, 06:59 PM   #6
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I don't know which is funniest Milof.

The joke or your comment.

The last ten times I heard that one it was ten different countries.

Have some time out its Friday.
Have you never seen unbridled political derision in other forums? It get's ugly very quickly as people become more brazen and opinionated. I appreciate how it seems to get shut down on this forum.
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Old 27 April 2018, 07:14 PM   #7
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You are just one more added to my list.

You do know it was a joke.

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Old 30 April 2018, 08:52 AM   #9
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100% get this joke, so true.
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