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rolexryan329 · 24 May 2018, 08:39 AM

He said, "fine, you're ugly too."

-Rodney Dangerfield

AzPaul · 25 May 2018, 04:38 AM

My parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Hairdude1 · 2 June 2018, 10:34 AM

antbkny · 2 June 2018, 10:37 AM

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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BNA/LION · 5 June 2018, 03:46 AM

never2late · 5 June 2018, 03:50 AM

I went to a very tough high school . . . the school paper had an obituary column.
Once in school I got robbed at knife point but I knew the guy was an amateur, he used a butter knife.

JTL31 · 6 June 2018, 11:13 PM

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an atheist, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

24 May 2018, 08:39 AM	#1
rolexryan329 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: NYC Watch: 116610LN Posts: 195	My therapist told me I'm crazy. I told him a want another opinion... He said, "fine, you're ugly too." -Rodney Dangerfield

25 May 2018, 04:38 AM	#2
AzPaul 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 13,892	My parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

2 June 2018, 10:34 AM	#3
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5 June 2018, 03:46 AM	#5
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5 June 2018, 03:50 AM	#6
never2late "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Real Name: Jerry Location: Cleveland, Ohio Watch: 116610LN Posts: 827	I went to a very tough high school . . . the school paper had an obituary column. Once in school I got robbed at knife point but I knew the guy was an amateur, he used a butter knife. __________________ "You, you and you, panic . . . the rest of you follow me!" Unknown Gunnery Sergeant, Vietnam 1966. Rolex, Sub 126610LN Omega Seamaster 300M Diver, Doxa Sub 200 Tudor Black Bay Bronze, Tudor Pelagos, (Blue).

2 June 2018, 10:37 AM	#4
antbkny "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Real Name: Anthony Location: Brooklyn, NY Watch: Dblue Posts: 6,723	My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/...ieldjokes.html

6 June 2018, 11:13 PM	#7
JTL31 Non-Member Join Date: Oct 2017 Real Name: Janet Location: USA Posts: 3,148	Jokes & Cartoons What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an atheist, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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