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Old 5 October 2018, 08:27 AM   #1
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A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.

"Good", she replied "Get your own fucking blanket."


After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Old 5 October 2018, 08:56 AM   #2
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Old 6 October 2018, 09:42 AM   #7
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Old 9 October 2018, 12:57 AM   #9
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Old 12 October 2018, 11:43 AM   #13
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