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Old 12 February 2019, 02:02 PM   #1
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one liners...

I CAN"T BELIEVE HOW RUDE THE "SUPPOSITORY HELPLINE" WAS !!!!!


If I was a plastic surgeon, I would put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.
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Old 12 February 2019, 02:09 PM   #2
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Old 15 February 2019, 12:26 AM   #3
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Old 15 February 2019, 04:04 AM   #4
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“My ex girlfriend had this really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up like herself, and act like a f@#$g bitch all the time.”

“I tried to change my password to penis but they said it was too short.’

“It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.”

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”

“My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”
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Old 16 February 2019, 12:16 AM   #6
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A visual one liner of sorts...

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